I hope you,re the only one with the combo to the gun safe.
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**runs finger around collar** Im telling you Johnny I get no respect.
22
Time for the fish tank cleaner.
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Wife – “If you could know, how and when you were going to die, whold you want to know?”
Husband – “No”
Wife – ” OK, never mind.”
21
You’re just begging Me to recycle the Jerry Lee Lewis Joke…
9
Bobcat, please, tell the Jerry Lee Lewis joke!
9
Sounds like a leg cramp in middle of the night…gone wrong.
5
“Honey, there’s someone at the door named ‘G. Reaper’ who would like to talk with you.”
7
Ok, so I laughed out loud!! Very good. I sometimes think about those evil moves on Ghost and then I consider everything and know life is DAMN good. I thank God everyday for our blessings!!!! Thanks for the good Laugh!!
God Bless us all!!
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No, but I do feel like I have to take a leak.
5
My wife LOVED all those murder shows.
I mean she would DVR dozens of them, then binge watch.
I always joked that she was learning and planning on one of those ‘perfect murders’, leaving no clues.
So if something happens to me suspect wifey first.
I hope you,re the only one with the combo to the gun safe.
**runs finger around collar** Im telling you Johnny I get no respect.
Time for the fish tank cleaner.
Wife – “If you could know, how and when you were going to die, whold you want to know?”
Husband – “No”
Wife – ” OK, never mind.”
You’re just begging Me to recycle the Jerry Lee Lewis Joke…
Bobcat, please, tell the Jerry Lee Lewis joke!
Sounds like a leg cramp in middle of the night…gone wrong.
“Honey, there’s someone at the door named ‘G. Reaper’ who would like to talk with you.”
Ok, so I laughed out loud!! Very good. I sometimes think about those evil moves on Ghost and then I consider everything and know life is DAMN good. I thank God everyday for our blessings!!!! Thanks for the good Laugh!!
God Bless us all!!
No, but I do feel like I have to take a leak.
My wife LOVED all those murder shows.
I mean she would DVR dozens of them, then binge watch.
I always joked that she was learning and planning on one of those ‘perfect murders’, leaving no clues.
So if something happens to me suspect wifey first.
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@Jethro – just don’t stub ya toe…on the way back.
Make sure there is a CLEAR path, I DO.