Breitbart: Woman Accidentally Bites Off Husband’s Testicle During Lovemaking.
A “surge of excitement” for a couple in Taiwan reportedly ended with one of a 51-year-old man’s family jewels in a rice bowl and a trip to the hospital.
Mr. Wang and his wife were waiting at the entrance of their home in Taichung City for the paramedics to arrive in the early hours of the day after Christmas: he, with his testicle cradled in a rice bowl; she, repeatedly exclaiming, “I accidentally bit it off!” MORE
Does Mr. Wang still have a wang?
She love him long long time !
Oh come on, MJA!! Men are always getting their testicles accidentally bit off!
People have changed his last name Wangless.
Did she bite off more than she could chew??
My Great Grand father had his testicles bitten off in The Boar War….after that we just called him Barrow….
Whilst I have never bitten a testicle, I did nearly remove a girlfriend’s left nipple in a sudden “clamping” orgasm….. I was much younger then. It certainly killed the “moment”, but she eventually forgave me, as the injured appendage healed.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Why does this always seem to happen to someone named Wang?
Sounds like someone kicked Barry in the teeth.
That will teach him to try a Pile Driver without warning his partner
“Dammit, I said they were mountin’ oysters, not mountain oysters!”
Vietvet – That one’s a little rocky…
It sounds like she went to a testicle festival in Montana where the sign out front said, I went to the Rocky Mtn. testicle festival in so and so Montana and I had a ball.
Oh yeah… I think that’s where they were selling personalized ankle bracelets.
The ones for the guys said: “Climb up my leg and have a ball”
The ones for the gals said: “Heaven’s above”
Man, I hate it when that happens. . ……. wun time Jill and me was …… uhh…. y[no …. she snapped em bioth off witha skreeming roare but I was so involved that I din’t notiss till later.
anyhowz to make a long story more shorter, the doktorws sewn em back on and erythin wwas made OK. witch was like “whew!” if ya no whatta mean?
Barry can’t come to the phone right now he has a testicle in his mouth.
Huh.. Michele’s testicle huh sorry Mikes testicle. oh ok.
Sounds like somebody forgot the safe word.
MBP “Why does this always seem to happen to someone named Wang?” I read that’s not his real name, it’s actually DONG. 🙂
The poor guys old ladies name was Suk Muk Dik.
Confucius say: “Many man come, but few man chew”
… & not one Wan Hung Loo joke …. we must be slipping
@geoff the aardvark: Hey – Suc Muc Dich was where I was stationed in RVN.
🙂