Boston Herald/Howie Carr: I have cracked the code — I now know how poor whites and Asians with perfect SAT scores can prevail over the academic apartheid that is the Harvard admissions scam.
It’s all laid out right there in Harvard’s own filings in the ongoing lawsuit against its systemic racism in federal court here in Boston.
These are the four words that all my non-rich white and Asian brothers must henceforward employ if we are to enjoy the same free ride in life as the entitled scions of the over-privileged economic and racial castes:
“Grappling with sexual identity.”
That magic phrase is your ticket to Brattle Street, also known as Easy Street. Commit it to memory, and you too may soon be bunking in Pennypacker or Wigglesworth or one of those other fancy-pants Yankee-name rich-folks-only Charles River-view dorms.
“Grappling with sexual identity.”
Consider the brilliance, the transcendence of this grift. You’re not saying you’re gay, just that you are “grappling” with your “identity”? It is a statement that no one can dispute, ever. more here
Yet another example of the Hegelian dialectic. The liberal/socialist agenda creates a problem then steps in to provide the “solution”. Create confused children via “sexual identity” propaganda then get them totally dependent on government and the democrat pary. I hate these people.
And once you are admitted, ‘I have resolved it and it is a private matter.’ Done.
@Left Coast Dan – No need! When you’re on campus just wear a tutu over your camo cargo pants.
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@Al – my point was that I wouldn’t have to play that game once I got in! 🙂
Although a tutu, eh? Hmmm… 😉
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They will make you prove it on your interview.
If your SAT scores are really that high, there are better schools for you that are both less expensive and free of that problem.
If that doesn’t work, try grappling with your citizenship. It did the trick for Barky. But don’t try grappling with your tribal identity at Harvard right now. They’re pretty touchy about that.
Folks, it’s even more brilliant. If you say that you are “grappling with sexual identity,” you haven’t even asserted that it’s your identity you are grappling with–you could be concerned with the issue in general.
Best resolution–I grappled with the issue and decided there are only two genders.
@LCD – I understand! My implicit idea is that it is always good to avoid saying anything the bastards can “take out of context” or quiz you about trying to get you to say something else they can screw with you with.