Stilton’s Place:
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• You can learn interesting things about your home helpers based on the litter they leave behind! For instance, someone in the crew is taking a thick green liquid medicine to help clear up his attacks of diarrhea (perhaps we didn’t need a new bathroom vent fan after all). Quite possibly the same fellow who ate a banana and then tossed the peel on a windowsill just before a metric buttload of furniture was moved to block it from reach. The withered, blackened peel is now spontaneously generating its own cloud of banana gnats.
When I had work done I only found burrito wrappers.
Many years ago I was a partner in a mechanical contracting co. and my partners inept brother in law wanted to hire us to remove a medicine cabinet and replace it with a surface mount mirror in one of their bathrooms. They left us alone in the house to do the job and while they were gone we also made friends with his liquor cabinet. We emptied a few of the bottles that looked like they needed finishing anyway the placed the empty bottles in the void in the wall before we covered it with the mirror! There will come a day when the house is either remodeled or demolished and someone may get a laugh out of it.