A gas efficient transportation that acts as a physical companion and a food source. No wonder liberals love that shit!
The camel will be stoned tomorrow for committing adultery.
One camel turned to the other camel and said “Your turn to take the ugly one tonight”.
I have been AWOL for the last couple of weeks did I somehow miss the Supreme Court’s affirmative ruling on marriage between a Muslim and his animal?
HAHAHA!!! Now I’ll be humming that in my head, all night….
Mamood confided in his friend Nooshair and told him that he was banging the Iman Muhammad’s wife.
He asked Nooshair to delay the Iman after prayer services the next day, for at least an hour
Mamood did not like it, but agreed
The next day after prayer Nooshair engaged the Iman Muhammad
in conversation. He tyalked and talked about silly shit and asked the Iman many stupid questions.
Finally the Iman got pissed and said Nooshair why are you bothering me with all this shit What is the real purpose of this conversation?
Mamood fessed up.: Iman Mamood asked me to delay you after prayer today because he is banging your wife.
Ah Mamood you silly man. Run on home fast.
My last wife died 2 years ago and I am now quite content with Miriam, the Camel.
I think I fucked that joke up royally. But I’m sure you’ll get it.
We’re a camel humping’ group
Til the day that we die
(We’re a camel humping group)
(Til the day that we die)
I’m just being honest here so don’t put me down
But I’ve got the best looking camel in town
When she snuggles up to me and then she gives me the eye
I wrap my legs around her ’cause I’m that kinda guy
We’re a camel humping’ group
Til the day that we die
(We’re a camel humping group)
(Til the day that we die)
If the camel can stand the smell, I’ll support this particular union.
The Beach Boys fan in me hates you. The curmudgeon in me says “Saa-LUTE!”
Why can’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day in Arabia?
…The camels get too tired.
I bet the camel’s a male. They’re bumpin’ goobers while the raghead fantasizes about obama.
Nngaaahhhh! o.O
A gas efficient transportation that acts as a physical companion and a food source. No wonder liberals love that shit!
The camel will be stoned tomorrow for committing adultery.
One camel turned to the other camel and said “Your turn to take the ugly one tonight”.
I have been AWOL for the last couple of weeks did I somehow miss the Supreme Court’s affirmative ruling on marriage between a Muslim and his animal?
HAHAHA!!! Now I’ll be humming that in my head, all night….
Mamood confided in his friend Nooshair and told him that he was banging the Iman Muhammad’s wife.
He asked Nooshair to delay the Iman after prayer services the next day, for at least an hour
Mamood did not like it, but agreed
The next day after prayer Nooshair engaged the Iman Muhammad
in conversation. He tyalked and talked about silly shit and asked the Iman many stupid questions.
Finally the Iman got pissed and said Nooshair why are you bothering me with all this shit What is the real purpose of this conversation?
Mamood fessed up.: Iman Mamood asked me to delay you after prayer today because he is banging your wife.
Ah Mamood you silly man. Run on home fast.
My last wife died 2 years ago and I am now quite content with Miriam, the Camel.
I think I fucked that joke up royally. But I’m sure you’ll get it.
We’re a camel humping’ group
Til the day that we die
(We’re a camel humping group)
(Til the day that we die)
I’m just being honest here so don’t put me down
But I’ve got the best looking camel in town
When she snuggles up to me and then she gives me the eye
I wrap my legs around her ’cause I’m that kinda guy
We’re a camel humping’ group
Til the day that we die
(We’re a camel humping group)
(Til the day that we die)
If the camel can stand the smell, I’ll support this particular union.
The Beach Boys fan in me hates you. The curmudgeon in me says “Saa-LUTE!”
Why can’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day in Arabia?
…The camels get too tired.
I bet the camel’s a male. They’re bumpin’ goobers while the raghead fantasizes about obama.