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I can hear her saying this
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… and stop killing monkeys and using their butts for powders and creams!
https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/amb_products/men/
Gorilla glass too. Just stop!
And if you stop abortions how will you make baby powder?
And Ducks, lets not forget the ducks…
The buffalo can’t fly north to escape climate change if capitalists keep stealing their wings for profit.
Then there’s the uncorroborated story that she claimed the Moon in DC is “nicer” than the one they have in NYC.
She’s worried about the new Monia, too. The old Monia was treatable.
She’s also concerned about the Mexican beer Corona carrying a virus now.
“Well, can you see Florida? Duh!”
(and she ain’t blond)
izlamo delenda est …
Now somebody needs to tell her she misunderstood, and that the Gorilla Glue and Gorilla Tape are for repairing damaged gorillas.
Then she can issue a new statement.
That great big gorilla in the Gorilla Glue ads wants to go all King Kong on her ass for being so stupid. And the ducks used for making duck tape want her to put it on their bill.
And not being paid for testing all that luggage.
Don’t forget that
What about poor Elmer, you know the cow that’s the spokescow for Elmer’s glue. Are they going to ban that because maybe that glue comes from cows hooves. And don’t even get started on the horses used to make glue. That just might trigger, Trigger Roy Rogers horse with Roy Rogers riding on Trigger with his six guns blazing to save the day for the poor oppressed cows and horses who are destined for the glue factory.
Stop killing alligators to make Gatoraid !
And killing and skinning snakes and gators and ostriches and such to make upscale expensive cowboy boots. And leaving a whole bunch of paraplegic frogs with no legs so people can eat them and say that they taste like chicken. The frogs should file a lawsuit but they’d have no leg to stand on in court.
I wish someone would use the glue or tape to keep her mouth shut
How long until she reveals the terrible truth behind animal crackers?
Oh NO!
Italian Sausage?
Polish Kielbasa?
Oyster Crackers?
Chinese Noodles?
German Beer?
French Fries?
Chocolate Turtles?
The inhumanity! Is there no end to the bestialities? Cannibals and madmen!
izlamo delenda est …
Someone else has to go out and cheer up the Bluebirds.
I’m out of jokes.
And stop using gorillas for warfare.