Michael Knowles- More viewers want to see if I can guess what these woke commercials are trying to sell. These advertisements get more ridiculous EVERY TIME!
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Bottom line Wally, do they increase sales?
Only if they’re pandering to Kumquats Beave!
I got through the first two. What do l win?
This must be from NYC market. I haven’t seen them here.
Really annoying when the soundtrack is some washed-out, pastel version of a dude’s rock song being whimpered out by a chick. How come no weepy gal singing “Hit Me With Your Beet Shot” with accordion and violin?
Force feed me your progressive woke crap and i’ll quietly take my dollars elsewhere
Telling fat chicks it’s okay to eat ice cream is just clever marketing.
With what little tv I watch, I’m getting so tired of the beta males and liberal women plastered across every single commercial I come across. Skinny jeans, genders that are nearly impossible to figure out, running around densely populated cities, eating vegan food and ordering soy lattes…all with phone in hand in case that perfect selfie arises.
Whatever happened to rural settings, guys working on vehicles and women who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty, pictures of outdoor family gatherings, one with a church in the background and someone respecting the flag? Just ranting now, but this world is turning to shit before our eyes.
Thirdtwin
SEPTEMBER 19, 2020 AT 5:56 PM
“Really annoying when the soundtrack is some washed-out, pastel version of a dude’s rock song being whimpered out by a chick. How come no weepy gal singing “Hit Me With Your Beet Shot” with accordion and violin?”
…well, as long as we’re on Pat Benatar, a VERY on-the-nose theme song for the modern Democrat party would be “Hell Is For Children”…
https://youtu.be/lze76tsihOQ
Fat people don’t have to work out or lose weight. They do need to lock themselves away for the next year because it would be unhealthy to go out with the COVID pandemic.
Oh, and drug addicts don’t have to kick the habit, either.
Okay, I’ll say it. I’m sick of every wokemercial depicting blacks and other minorities (except Asians) being the smartest people in the room — whether it’s selling cars, car insurance, financial services, real estate, carpeting, whatever. They’re always playing sad trombone to the white guy (it’s always a sort of slovenly white guy) who missed out on the great deal or the conservative-looking white woman who is hanging on every word because she’s been waiting her whole life for someone to explain to her how to get the cleanest laundry or streak-free windows.
Number two: EVERY “family” in wokemercials has one of every ethnicity in it, or the mother/father are of very uncertain ethnicity (blonde dreadlocks) and all the kids are one of several kinds. Couples wokemercials always show the guy making dinner and the woman making fun of him for something.
I despise the Left. I’m sick of being assaulted online by wokemercials.
I listen to Pandora while working outside. Unsubbed, so there are ads. This is a common exchange:
Pandora ad: “Black lives matter….”
Me: “Fuck you.”
Don’t watch swamp tv.
You’ll be amazed how your life will change.
Anonymous — Haven’t watched tee vee for a long time. These are online ads. Way worse than any tee tee ads. Not governed by the FCC, apparently.
I saw an ad (internet) that had a white woman married to a black guy.
Then I saw kids in every single shade. So I sat there and tried to figure out if she’s a whore, it was a blended family, etc…
I gave up. And I don’t remember what they were selling. lol!
But the ad was the same as someone trying to convince me,
” Oh of course I’m not racist. I have a black friend.” lolol
Quaker Oats latest breakfast commercial has put to rest any logo change. With a side of fruit sandwiched in the middle, just ‘pastel’ the Quaker hat.
I’ve no IDEA what they’re selling.
At the computer, I hit the mute button; if I’m watching, I change the channel.
How about the one where dad gave son a rice crispy treat with a feel good message before said son went out on the football field. Well, that would not do. They changed the son to a ballerina. I shit you not.
All this tells me is corporate America is scared shitless of offending anyone (except white males, of course). Cowards.
All these commercials are produced by (woke) liberal ad agencies. These are the same liberals that only a few years ago promoted themselves as the “No-Labels” bunch.
I don’t watch much TV anymore but there are quite a few “woke” and “scold” radio ads out there. The worst ones are done using smarmy little kids to lecture the listener.
W. C. Fields was right.