“I got five pieces of candy!” – IOTW Report

“I got five pieces of candy!”

I got a rock.

11 Comments on “I got five pieces of candy!”

  1. I visited a couple of wonderful people in South Dakota this summer. We were at a park with a big waterfall and there was a gift shop there. The only thing I bought was this beautiful piece of pink stone. And as I turned around with the little piece of Granite in my gift shop bag, I said “I got a rock”. I kill myself. 😀

  2. I got nuthin’ but rocks for Halloween, for years….pretty soon I had a big pile of rocks because I went and gathered other rocks to be buddies for with my Halloween rocks….I loved those rocks. My pile of rocks got so big that code enforcement was gonna fine me for my big pile of rocks… I went to trade school and learned to be a mason. I took that big ol’ pile of rocks and built me a building. About that time puberty was in full swing and Sally had a brand new pair of roller skates and I had a brand new key, so I had an epiphany. I changed Sally’s name to Candy, bought her bigger roller skates and opened up a gentlemens club called….”THE PUMPKIN PATCH”….I love rocks…

  3. I have a beagle so I bought a yellow polo shirt and black permanent markered a checkered pattern around the waist (I was already extra sized and bald (40ish years old) so the costume and dog fit perfectly). Did that for several years so last year to mix it up I got a sheet and cut holes all over it and carried around a bag of rocks. It was a great hit with the kids, they instantly knew who I was and looked in the bag to verify that it did indeed have rocks. It was a blast.

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