I visited a couple of wonderful people in South Dakota this summer. We were at a park with a big waterfall and there was a gift shop there. The only thing I bought was this beautiful piece of pink stone. And as I turned around with the little piece of Granite in my gift shop bag, I said “I got a rock”. I kill myself. 😀
HAHAHAHA. ^^^
I was expecting a lesson about the IRS, i.e. get 5 pieces, must send 2 to DC.
I got nuthin’ but rocks for Halloween, for years….pretty soon I had a big pile of rocks because I went and gathered other rocks to be buddies for with my Halloween rocks….I loved those rocks. My pile of rocks got so big that code enforcement was gonna fine me for my big pile of rocks… I went to trade school and learned to be a mason. I took that big ol’ pile of rocks and built me a building. About that time puberty was in full swing and Sally had a brand new pair of roller skates and I had a brand new key, so I had an epiphany. I changed Sally’s name to Candy, bought her bigger roller skates and opened up a gentlemens club called….”THE PUMPKIN PATCH”….I love rocks…
Hillary just got a big rock.
Someday I hope they make her make little rocks out of it.
Trick or Treat
Wiki-Leaks
Give me something to delete…
I got a rock
I got an island
The gremlins are getting full size Milky Ways this year. DH eats the leftovers. I think of giving out full size bars as kind of a property insurance policy.
I have a beagle so I bought a yellow polo shirt and black permanent markered a checkered pattern around the waist (I was already extra sized and bald (40ish years old) so the costume and dog fit perfectly). Did that for several years so last year to mix it up I got a sheet and cut holes all over it and carried around a bag of rocks. It was a great hit with the kids, they instantly knew who I was and looked in the bag to verify that it did indeed have rocks. It was a blast.
I gave up all candy 40 years ago.
I visited a couple of wonderful people in South Dakota this summer. We were at a park with a big waterfall and there was a gift shop there. The only thing I bought was this beautiful piece of pink stone. And as I turned around with the little piece of Granite in my gift shop bag, I said “I got a rock”. I kill myself. 😀
HAHAHAHA. ^^^
I was expecting a lesson about the IRS, i.e. get 5 pieces, must send 2 to DC.
I got nuthin’ but rocks for Halloween, for years….pretty soon I had a big pile of rocks because I went and gathered other rocks to be buddies for with my Halloween rocks….I loved those rocks. My pile of rocks got so big that code enforcement was gonna fine me for my big pile of rocks… I went to trade school and learned to be a mason. I took that big ol’ pile of rocks and built me a building. About that time puberty was in full swing and Sally had a brand new pair of roller skates and I had a brand new key, so I had an epiphany. I changed Sally’s name to Candy, bought her bigger roller skates and opened up a gentlemens club called….”THE PUMPKIN PATCH”….I love rocks…
Hillary just got a big rock.
Someday I hope they make her make little rocks out of it.
LOL
http://youtu.be/I0sI6eFarFE
Trick or Treat
Wiki-Leaks
Give me something to delete…
I got a rock
I got an island
The gremlins are getting full size Milky Ways this year. DH eats the leftovers. I think of giving out full size bars as kind of a property insurance policy.
I have a beagle so I bought a yellow polo shirt and black permanent markered a checkered pattern around the waist (I was already extra sized and bald (40ish years old) so the costume and dog fit perfectly). Did that for several years so last year to mix it up I got a sheet and cut holes all over it and carried around a bag of rocks. It was a great hit with the kids, they instantly knew who I was and looked in the bag to verify that it did indeed have rocks. It was a blast.