American Thinker:
By Andrea Widburg
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I gotta poo in Kalamazoo…
The town that Glenn Miller once memorialized as the hometown of “the toast of Kalamazoo” will soon be singing a new tune now that the woke city commission has decriminalized urinating, defecating, and littering in public streets. One only has to look at formerly nice cities such as San Francisco and Portland to know exactly where that’s going to lead: to people being buried in human waste.
For the past few days, whenever I need a break from the increasingly depressing news, I’ve been enjoying a rather charming book by Terence McLaughlin called Dirt: A Social History as Seen through the Uses and Abuses of Dirt. It’s a look at England after Rome collapsed, taking with it its extraordinarily high level of both civic and personal cleanliness. For the next 1,500 or so years, England (and the rest of Europe) were filthy beyond modern imagining.
For example, in 18th-century London, one of the fastest growing cities in the world, the River Fleet served as a public latrine for some; for others, the street was the way to go (literally): more
I live in Michigan. People ask if I live in the U.P. or the mitten?
Now they can ask U.P., mitten or shittin?
K-zoo is south of me,but I will go well out of my way to avoid driving through there.
Governor Shitmore must be jealous of the filth and squalor of San Franshitco and Portland. I’m guessing her publicly funded security won’t allow any of these behaviors near her residence.
Michigander here too Different Tim. South side Flint. Kalamazoo should go down fast, college town and all.
OK. Now that song is ruined forever.
These people are a real pipperoo.
Do they still call it “the zoo” like they did 50 years ago?
What did the progressive use to shit in before the street? A toilet. What did he/she/it use for light before candles? Electricity. What did this the incredibly backward, useless piece of human detritus use for electricity before steam generators? Windmills. What did dum dum use for protein before crickets? Beef, pork, chicken and the exotics. What did lamebrain do about sex prior to the 279 plus genders? Found someone of the opposite sex who’d go along. Unless the person was mentally defective and chose the same sex for that purpose.
If ya gotta Poo in Kalamazoo,
Whadya do in Kankakee?
Live just north of Kalamazoo. I rarely get there. Guess I won’t bother going at all, now.
Where is ‘Kamalazoo?’
Due south of Grand Rapids.
My wife comes from the Holland area and has tons of relatives in that area…mainly Dutch!
I say rename the town in honor of Kamala Harris: Kalamazoo.
Hey, it’s not far from South Bend. Buttigag should go there and leave his calling card on the sidewalk…in the form of a diseased turd.
@TRF
“If ya gotta Poo in Kalamazoo,
Whadya do in Kankakee?”
Piss on the tree ???
Hey Joe, whaddya know? Just get back from Kokomo?
It’s only about 50 miles away from me but always seemed like another country
Does Elvis supposedly still work at the 7-11 in Kalamazoo like what was reported in The Weekly World News back in the 70’s and 80’s?
@Geoff
Princess Di went to Kalamazoo in 1985 and got impregnated by outer space aliens, also reported in the Weekly World News.