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I Guess Masks Help Prevent Diabetes, too. 🙄
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That is FUNNY!
Thank God I won’t be able to catch his Diabetes because he’s muzzled.
And speaking of muzzled, perhaps he should he been really muzzled years ago to prevent his obesity.
Just one more “Thin Waffer” and it’s all over for him..
he looks like an extra from the Sopranos
It must be a custom mask in order to cover that fat face.
How can this man pee and know he is hitting the toilet?
Maybe he doesn’t care since there is some minion in the mansion who has to clean up after him…
An entire illegal family could live in his folds and he wouldn’t know.
There should be a contest – who’s fatter, this guy or Christie?
@Jethro – “…How can this man pee and know he is hitting the toilet?…”
How can he even find it? His pee pee, I mean.
It could help, if it stays on at mealtimes…
Somehow I don’t think it does.
Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago:
Two men walk up to a row of urinals in the men’s room. The first one is incredibly fat. After an exhausting minute of fumbling with his belt, zipper and button, he finally starts to pee, gasping for breath.
“I don’t mean to be offensive, and perhaps it’s not my business, but I think you should diet”, the second man suggests.
The first man replies, “Is that so?” He steps away from the urinal, lifts his belly as high as he can and grunts, “What color is it now?”
I use to think this guy looked like R2D2. Wow, it’s really much worse. How about Jaba the Pritzker? Would need to steal that from Jaba the Nadler.
My sister had stomach issues/ cholesterol issues from time to time when she was young. Not a fat kid, maybe like 5 lbs extra, but mostly stomach issues. So she was sent to see a nutritionist and that person practically yelled at my sister about what she was eating and damn near insulting her. A CHILD. So before my mom could say anything to the nutritionist, my sister had enough and boldly declared, “Why are you yelling at ME about what I’m supposed to be eating when you look like you weigh 500 pounds?!!?!”
My mom did her best to hold laughter in, and she said – “Well. We’ll be going now.” And left.
In the car, my mom told my sister she was right, but let mommy handle it. lol – and they explained to my dad they all burst out laughing.
@stirrin
The illegals hiding in his folds hold it for him?
He’s just big boned!
Yup. With some big meat wrapped around it.
@Jethro – “…The illegals hiding in his folds hold it for him?…”
Ughh! That’s a visual I’d rather not see.
Never go full Nadler. Just don’t.
Maybe instead of assault weapons, Illinois should ban assault forks.
That’s a strong belt.
Like a buckle on a hula hoop.
All the Ivermectin in the world wouldn’t help that.
He’s going to be a heavy load.
His next claim to fame will be as a FEMALE WEIGHLIFTER!
Don’t be fooled. That’s one of those 2 piece masks that open up to let you eat. He’s not going to go without eating.
When they put up J.B. PrickSir’s statue, a LOT of marbling will be involved.
When I was poking an older friend of mine about the pounds he was adding, he said that it only meant a couple of extra pallbearers.
I’ll be damned if he didn’t have a heart attack, landed on his stomach, and his daughter couldn’t roll him over to administer CPR.
He ain’t heavy… he’s my brother….