I have absolutely no title for my latest piece (looks around innocently)

39 Comments on I have absolutely no title for my latest piece (looks around innocently)

1. Choking on a chicken.

2. Cocksucker.

3. ding ding

4. Starting off easy this year, eh? lol!

5. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my avatar.

6. Cock-a-do little-do

7. One of the Cock Brothers

8. Wow, that was tricky, I was going with comb sucker, but then I realized that cock was missing his beak. Beak Swallower? I don’t know, I’m going to bed

9. Testes. Testes. 1 2 3

10. That was quick!!

11. http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/that-makes-me-moist.jpg

12. Rooster Cogburn looks in there and says ” dad gummit, there’s nothin in there! We’re in a heap of trouble”.

13. Shit, thunder storm is here! Unplugging everything. Night!

14. The DC Sideshow, starring Prezzy, the glomming geek.

15. You really didn’t need to include the Chicken for us to guess Cock Sucker

16. Mary Jane, THAT scares the crap outta me.

    You can expect my girlfriends to come looking for you…

17. Cork Soaker

    (Trying to be more PG-13 in the new year)

18. Too late

    http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1372039581l/17307037.jpg

19. Damn yous guys and goils! How about if he eats that, chicken, crap will happen. He’s …well, chickenshit!

    Non bloggers like me just aren’t as quick as you folks. Yer excellent though!

    Oh, he is NorKbad too! What an awesome dude, takes on a mentally challenged son of a dead dictator, and WINS! Yeah, sanctions against what?

20. Barry still prefers Reggie’s cock fro to the cock feathers.

21. Clock a doodle doo. Or . Any cock’ll do?

22. Is there a pecker he won’t put in his mouth ?

23. “Keep fucking that chicken!”

24. Reggie is a silly name for a Rooster

25. How deviantly clever. A condom shaped like a rooster! POSPOTUS mating call… ” Any-cock-‘ll-do”.

26. Reggie invited Obozo to a cock fight. He got so excited, he spent the rest of the day greasing his zipper.

27. “The Chicken Whisperer?”
    That is a chicken, not a duck, right? right?
    I sometimes get them confused with those other animals …

28. It’s a “Cock and Bull” story.

29. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

30. The chickens, have come home….to roost!

31. From the movie “Silent Jay and Baghdad Bob”,
    “You LOVE it don’t you Rak… You Love the Cock!
    Hey errybody, Barak’s a Cock Gobbler”!!!

    FTR, No, obviously I haven’t ever actually watched the stupid movie. But several years ago, all 3 guys who were working for me at the time would walk around saying that stupid shit to each other all day… I must’ve heard it every day for close to 6 months!
    It kinda stuck.

32. Faghorn, Leghorn

33. Dammmmit, Mary Jane. I cannot unsee what I seen.

34. That there is the new Obamacare
    O’Roosterdontist

35. Why did Obama cross the road? To suck a cock on the other side.

36. In Seattle the kids refer them as Capital Hill Cock Chuggers

37. THANK YOU, MJA, for choosing wisely and not going with the Helen Thomas avatar. 😉 Whew!

38. Isn’t that the logo on the box of K-YLog’s Porn Flakes?

39. Any Cock will do