I Left My Shoes In San Francisco – IOTW Report

I Left My Shoes In San Francisco

Kurt Schlichter/Town Hall: Tony Bennet’s famous song about those cable cars that climb half-way to the stars leaves out the fact that once you hop off one of those rickety tourist traps you have to tip-toe through a minefield of used soup kitchen free lunches laid down by the city’s army of ubiquitous vagrants. But maybe you’ll get lucky and step on a discarded needle instead of a former baloney sandwich.

Enter the search term “San Francisco feces map” into Google and it comes back with 1,040,000 results. Yeah, it’s a thing. San Francisco was always grungy – back in the 1980s, I believe it was comic Bobby Slayton who called it “the city that makes its own gravy” – but it has gone from merely unwashed to actively unflushed.

Sure, it’s funny to the rest of us, in a horrifying and disgusting kind of way, just like the fact that the socialist geniuses in Venezuela are forcing the famished locals to gnaw on its zoo’s zebras and gnus for sustenance. You look at these examples of leftism in action and you have to laugh, but what’s not funny is that this is not some sort of aberration. This is the future our liberal elite wants for us, and it’s doing everything it can to make it a reeking reality.

You see, they could stop this nonsense any time. No one has to live with derelicts choking grumpies in public places. Most places don’t have this problem – yet. Hell, public sanitation was one of the great leaps forward that took the world out of the Dark Ages. It’s not hard to stop. You just don’t tolerate it. Drop a deuce, do a month in jail.

Simple. You just have to want to stop it, but our liberal overlords don’t want to stop it. They want this. more

10 Comments on I Left My Shoes In San Francisco

  1. Can’t people see this is what the democraps want for our entire Nation? Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy. Mission accomplished in San Francisco, Chicago, Los Angeles, Baltimore, Detroit, New York, Seattle, Boston.

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  2. I was there thirty years ago and it was a wonderful place – made me wish I lived there, or at least somewhere close by, if only for the weather. I even experienced an earthquake while I was there, which was kinda neat, since it was one of the things on my bucket list. Now I’m afraid to go back, because I don’t want to spoil my memories.

    🙁

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  3. The stench of Sodom and Gomorrah rose to the nostrils of God but way more than just violent homosexual criminality was wrong with those places. Perhaps SF is also an olfactory glimpse into the past.

    ‘When the wicked spring as the grass
    and when all the workers of iniquity do flourish,
    it is so that they shall be destroyed forever.’

    Psalm 92:7

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