NYP: A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.
Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.
Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk. MORE
I haven’t shopped at Whole Foods lately – has cow’s milk gotten THAT expensive?
She’s lucky that goober only has three teeth.
They need to explore their magical bond in the psychiatrist’s office.
And this is a bad thing?
I’ve got to check with Carl Sagan tomorrow.
The Giant Meteor is looong overdue hitting the Earth.
Micheal and Barry have been attempting the same thing but try as they might Barry has been unable to produce any milk.
Hillary and Huma have also been trying but Huma’s hairy nipples have caused Hillary to have severe coughing fits affecting her campaign.
I find the whole ABR thing bizarre, but the real mental illness comes in when these two deviants find it necessary to talk to reporters about it.
Just do it and keep your pie holes shut, already!
O.K. Twenty Years, boy freind. Whose been sucking on those things for twenty years?
A non dairy creamer? I think not.
I bet she makes cottage cheese too.
Two babies are in a playpen when one asks the other, “Do you breastfeed?”
“I sure do and I love it!” says the other child.
“Well, I hate it!” replies the first baby.
“Why?”
“Because I hate the taste of cigars.”
“WHAAAT?”
“Yeah, my Dad smokes Tiparellos.”
“Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.”
Hmmmm?
I just had to post that Bad Brad. Forgive me. LOL
What bathroom does she use to breastfeed him? I assume she will probably also want to do it in public, like at a chain restaurant dinner table so we can bear witness to their mental illness.
was this post necessary
no
Momma.
It was either this post or some damn post about some voting going on somewhere for something.
But then again, if he made her jump up and down in a refer for an hour or so we’re talking ice
Creme. Maybe frozen yogurt.
Her children must be so proud.
PJ, See how you are? Lol. What can I say, I’ve always been a breast man.
There’s a male version of this feeding to. Maybe I’ll advertise.
Is that a Shark steam cleaner behind them? Brad must do a lot of spitting.
So, she had to quit her job for this every two hour activity. What the hell is this deadbeats story?
Why buy milk when you can get the cow for free?
Why, exactly, did I need to know this? I know I didn’t have to click on this thread, but to paraphrase Ron White, just because I had the right to not clink on the link does not mean I had the ability to not clink on the link.
I’m not sure why she had to quit her bartending job. I’m sure there’d be volunteers for duty down at the pub.
Joe, the Black Russian, Kahlua and Cremes, and Brave Bulls never tasted quite right.
Well, isn’t it nice that our tax dollars can now support these two now that she quit her job. I bet she misses those tips.
Reminds me of the definition of a good surprise…..a tit with whisky in it. A bad surprise? A fart with a lump in it.
OMG
I am a huge proponent of breastfeeding, and I breastfed all of my children. But this story makes me ill.
A lovely young woman named Pat
Had triplets named Matt, Nat, and Tat.
‘Twas fun in the breeding,
But Hell in the feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat.
😇
She had to quit her job? That is so unfair. The government needs to pass a law giving her paid leave.
Judging by that box in the background , I see she sterilizes the equipment. OUCH!
Gays have been practicing a similar bonding method for a very long time, often in seedy restrooms with an apendage slightly south of the breasts. Milk is not part of the equation.
Does she burp him afterwards?
I bet she has enough yeast to bake several loaves of bread…
So what is SHE getting out of this relationship with her breastfeeding boyfriend? Anything south of the beltline? if he’s THAT infantile (mentally), I’m not too sure about HIS southern appendages working.
Nope, sure don’t care what jennifer and brad do in the privacy of their home, just don’t care to be privy of their escapades, no matter how psychologically depraved.
She actively searched for men to do this with and even the men on Craigslist thought she was crazy. If she didn’t find Brad, I can image her next step would have been to molest children.
So gross.
Well, you wanna know why I posted this story? Not for the sheer sickness and stupidity of those people, but for the fact that she quit her job AND she’s doing this. Judging from the looks of their place and the looks of them, WE are supporting that freak on unemployment or some kind of disability program. And we don’t know how we’re ‘helping’ Brad with our money, either.
[For those complaining- We post over 32+ political and non political stories all day . You don’t like this one? wait a half hour. Or turn in an application 😉 ]
@MJA; It’s posts like yours that keep me (and I suspect a lot of other people) coming back to IOTWR. I can only tolerate a certain amount of unadulterated politics before becoming comatose, so you just keep on keepin’ on.
And just ignore those low-class complainers.
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Is there some new government obamafit she gets paid to leave work to do this or something? We haven’t begun to see the granular special interests coming out demanding equality if democrats stay in the white house.