My ex only needed a Barcalounger to do sh!t all day long.
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The lounge chair on Idiocracy had a built-in toilet.
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I had a Barcalounger. I only sat on it if I had the flu. And sometimes when I wanted to read.
But every time I sat on it I fell asleep. Jennifer made fun of me for years. “Every time you sit on it you fall asleep!”
I said, “There might be something wrong with it.”
Then, every time she sat on it she fell asleep.
We burned it. There was definitely something wrong with it.
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@ Ann Thracts JUNE 14, 2021 AT 11:08 PM
Been there. Favorite saying was: It didn’t happen for me.
Kinda shocking isn’t it. Laid around all day and didn’t accomplish anything or develop any skills.
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Speakers are too close together.
Laptop makes you crank your neck.
Wet Bar is missing.
Fridge, as mentioned above by all.
Where is the weapons rack?
All isues I have already solved.
I’ll stick to my setup.
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w/ those pillows the way they are … I’m thinking backache express!
besides … no ice machine, no liquor dispenser, no kegerator 5000, no snack dispenser, no ‘waste’ dispenser (I’ll take the Homer Simpson Krapalounger over this, thank you very much), no slave-girls w/ fans … WTF????
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That looks a bit too sedentary to me. I’m getting old, but that is a bit much.
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Imagine that in a year with a couple of dogs and cats in the house.
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You don’t need a mini-fridge when you can just call out, “Carlita, tráeme un sammich y una cerveza. ¡Ahorita!”
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“I’d like to test drive one…”
I thought you were talking about one of Willie Brown’s whores.
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Yeah, somebody’s gettin’ “done” in that thing.
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I want the inflatable version with a trolling motor. It would be great at the lake.
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I have a Lazy-Boy, for obvious reasons.
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I don’t need any incentive to goof off, it’s genetic with me.
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It comes with your ObolaPhone.
Something about “infrastructure.”
izlamo delenda est …
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Nah, I can get nothing done with a folding chair and a cigar. I don’t need all that!
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I have an OK recliner, but I seem to require a cat curled up on my lap to fall asleep-weird.
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The new Ferrari for the slothful who are interested in serious chart topping obesity.
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I’ve slept in a barcalounger for 17 years now. Don’t need anything THAT fancy. 🤔
I saw an early version of that in the movie ideocracy.
I don’ remember if they had a name for it.
That one had a built in toilet.
Wrong color
My ex only needed a Barcalounger to do sh!t all day long.
The lounge chair on Idiocracy had a built-in toilet.
I had a Barcalounger. I only sat on it if I had the flu. And sometimes when I wanted to read.
But every time I sat on it I fell asleep. Jennifer made fun of me for years. “Every time you sit on it you fall asleep!”
I said, “There might be something wrong with it.”
Then, every time she sat on it she fell asleep.
We burned it. There was definitely something wrong with it.
@ Ann Thracts JUNE 14, 2021 AT 11:08 PM
Been there. Favorite saying was: It didn’t happen for me.
Kinda shocking isn’t it. Laid around all day and didn’t accomplish anything or develop any skills.
Speakers are too close together.
Laptop makes you crank your neck.
Wet Bar is missing.
Fridge, as mentioned above by all.
Where is the weapons rack?
All isues I have already solved.
I’ll stick to my setup.
w/ those pillows the way they are … I’m thinking backache express!
besides … no ice machine, no liquor dispenser, no kegerator 5000, no snack dispenser, no ‘waste’ dispenser (I’ll take the Homer Simpson Krapalounger over this, thank you very much), no slave-girls w/ fans … WTF????
That looks a bit too sedentary to me. I’m getting old, but that is a bit much.
Imagine that in a year with a couple of dogs and cats in the house.
You don’t need a mini-fridge when you can just call out, “Carlita, tráeme un sammich y una cerveza. ¡Ahorita!”
“I’d like to test drive one…”
I thought you were talking about one of Willie Brown’s whores.
Yeah, somebody’s gettin’ “done” in that thing.
I want the inflatable version with a trolling motor. It would be great at the lake.
I have a Lazy-Boy, for obvious reasons.
I don’t need any incentive to goof off, it’s genetic with me.
It comes with your ObolaPhone.
Something about “infrastructure.”
izlamo delenda est …
Nah, I can get nothing done with a folding chair and a cigar. I don’t need all that!
I have an OK recliner, but I seem to require a cat curled up on my lap to fall asleep-weird.
The new Ferrari for the slothful who are interested in serious chart topping obesity.
I’ve slept in a barcalounger for 17 years now. Don’t need anything THAT fancy. 🤔
I saw an early version of that in the movie ideocracy.
I don’ remember if they had a name for it.
That one had a built in toilet.
Where’s the sex toys?