11 Comments on Idiots Call 911 Because Facebook Went Down
I hope facebook and the EBT system doesn’t go down at the same time.
They could not get through on the Obamacare hotline.
911, please state your emergency.
Facebook went down.
Please hang up and dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
So who are you supposed to call? Mr.Facebook
Sonoma, DH just came into my office to see why I’m laughing so hard. Thanks for the laugh to start my day.
a woman in the uk last month rang 999 wanting the police as the ice cream van salesman only put cruncy bits on one side of her ice-cream ! strange but true
I had the same message on my computer the other day. I just ignored it and checked back later. I am not an idiot. God help these morons if there is ever an EMP or extended power outage for whatever reason. Those of us who know how to do things the old fashioned way before our total dependence on electronics will do fine, the idiots not so much.
Do these idiots get billed for an incorrect use of police resources? It should cost them something for being stupid.
I am ashamed that so many allegedly conservative websites demand that you sign into their sites using Facebook or disqus to comment.
Why not just write a formal letter to your enemies outlining every heretical thought that you want them to use against you one day?
yep facebook crash, right up there with global warming on my list.
@Brian, if it requires FakeBook registration, I’ve predetermined that I can live without it.
Screw ’em.
As things ‘evolve’, we are being proven right.
I hope facebook and the EBT system doesn’t go down at the same time.
They could not get through on the Obamacare hotline.
911, please state your emergency.
Facebook went down.
Please hang up and dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
So who are you supposed to call? Mr.Facebook
Sonoma, DH just came into my office to see why I’m laughing so hard. Thanks for the laugh to start my day.
a woman in the uk last month rang 999 wanting the police as the ice cream van salesman only put cruncy bits on one side of her ice-cream ! strange but true
I had the same message on my computer the other day. I just ignored it and checked back later. I am not an idiot. God help these morons if there is ever an EMP or extended power outage for whatever reason. Those of us who know how to do things the old fashioned way before our total dependence on electronics will do fine, the idiots not so much.
Do these idiots get billed for an incorrect use of police resources? It should cost them something for being stupid.
I am ashamed that so many allegedly conservative websites demand that you sign into their sites using Facebook or disqus to comment.
Why not just write a formal letter to your enemies outlining every heretical thought that you want them to use against you one day?
yep facebook crash, right up there with global warming on my list.
@Brian, if it requires FakeBook registration, I’ve predetermined that I can live without it.
Screw ’em.
As things ‘evolve’, we are being proven right.