Lol. Cute, but they left out the part about Texan mamas being bruisers in SUV’s who will cuss you out like a drunken sailor for honking at their reckless driving, faster than you can say “bless your heart”…,
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I’ll be so glad when muslim beards are passé’.
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Brad, I understand that grandma perfectly. heh
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pbird
The idiot women Bay Area transplants in Northern California like to walk out into their backyards and take pictures of the cute little kitties. They’re so cute. It’s only a matter of time.
My Grandma always threatened to “jerk a knot in me” for acting up. I kept asking what that meant, she’d always say; you’ll find out! I never did. All threat & no jerk.
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“I’ll raise a knot on your head a calf could suck on”
An overheard threat made by Mrs Roy D. Mercer.
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My Texas Grandma: “Go cut me a switch!”
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@MJA – I am that Southern mom! As was my mom.
Worse that getting switched was having to go pick my own switch!
MJA
After reading this story, southern womenz scare me.
https://unofficialnetworks.com/2018/06/15/46-year-old-grandma-chokes-rabid-bobcat-to-death-with-bare-hands/
Best post of the day ya!
Lol. Cute, but they left out the part about Texan mamas being bruisers in SUV’s who will cuss you out like a drunken sailor for honking at their reckless driving, faster than you can say “bless your heart”…,
I’ll be so glad when muslim beards are passé’.
Brad, I understand that grandma perfectly. heh
pbird
The idiot women Bay Area transplants in Northern California like to walk out into their backyards and take pictures of the cute little kitties. They’re so cute. It’s only a matter of time.
https://www.mtdemocrat.com/news/mountain-lions-among-us/
My Grandma always threatened to “jerk a knot in me” for acting up. I kept asking what that meant, she’d always say; you’ll find out! I never did. All threat & no jerk.
“I’ll raise a knot on your head a calf could suck on”
An overheard threat made by Mrs Roy D. Mercer.
My Texas Grandma: “Go cut me a switch!”
@MJA – I am that Southern mom! As was my mom.
Worse that getting switched was having to go pick my own switch!