We’ve gone from the hardest job on the planet to a Marvel Superhero. Keep it up and we may even declare deity status.
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Hilarious!!
I had my 3 kids convinced I had eyes on the back of my head. They used to ask to see them. LOL
Now I’m Grammy.
Yesterday I let my grandson have 3 Barq’s ice creams. Bwahahahaha!!
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p.s. that was funny, though!
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Even after death, memories of Mom’s “look”, sends shudders down my spine.
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What are antifa and blm moms then? (If antifa is just an idea why does spell check want it capitalized?)
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Hmm. For whatever reason, my mom never had “the look.” But she had The Voice. I think I’d have preferred The Look.
I convinced #1 daughter that I had eyes in the back of my head…and that she had a talking freckle on the top of her knee. I sure miss those days.
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Who hasn’t heard the line, “I’m your mom and you’d better behave just because or else.” My mom with 4 boys was a master at patching up bleeding, bruised and sore boys with all sorts of booboos from our many mishaps. And not batting an eye at our stupidity. My dad took care of the rest, he took care of our stupidity. Except for the time she smacked the snot out out of me when I didn’t turn down the stereo fast enough when Country Joe McDonald started yelling “Gimme an F.” from the Woodstock album. I didn’t know that she had such a wicked backhand, I deserved it though.
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Marvel superheroes are all gay and woke now.
My mom is better than that.
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If mom was a Marvel superhero, she’d be a trans POC lecturing us on the merits of “fat acceptance.”
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If Mom was a Marvel Superhero…
Well these days she’d be a non-binary lesbian person of color who works for Starbucks and spends all of her free time marching with BLM and campaigning for diversity and inclusion. Her children were all aborted
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Mother, thy name is God on the lips of your children…..
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We call my mother the Gestapo Queen! Thank God she is with us to still kid around!!!
God Bless us all!
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My friend’s mom was “The Mayor of Hassle City.”
Weird note: It was so special I started to tear up.
There’s a lot of fun truth in this one.
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I sent this to the family group text: includes my ex, my #1 DiL, my youngest son’s new GF. The last one is a good find. Hoping she sticks and becomes family in a formal way.
We’ve gone from the hardest job on the planet to a Marvel Superhero. Keep it up and we may even declare deity status.
Hilarious!!
I had my 3 kids convinced I had eyes on the back of my head. They used to ask to see them. LOL
Now I’m Grammy.
Yesterday I let my grandson have 3 Barq’s ice creams. Bwahahahaha!!
p.s. that was funny, though!
Even after death, memories of Mom’s “look”, sends shudders down my spine.
What are antifa and blm moms then? (If antifa is just an idea why does spell check want it capitalized?)
Hmm. For whatever reason, my mom never had “the look.” But she had The Voice. I think I’d have preferred The Look.
I convinced #1 daughter that I had eyes in the back of my head…and that she had a talking freckle on the top of her knee. I sure miss those days.
Who hasn’t heard the line, “I’m your mom and you’d better behave just because or else.” My mom with 4 boys was a master at patching up bleeding, bruised and sore boys with all sorts of booboos from our many mishaps. And not batting an eye at our stupidity. My dad took care of the rest, he took care of our stupidity. Except for the time she smacked the snot out out of me when I didn’t turn down the stereo fast enough when Country Joe McDonald started yelling “Gimme an F.” from the Woodstock album. I didn’t know that she had such a wicked backhand, I deserved it though.
Marvel superheroes are all gay and woke now.
My mom is better than that.
If mom was a Marvel superhero, she’d be a trans POC lecturing us on the merits of “fat acceptance.”
If Mom was a Marvel Superhero…
Well these days she’d be a non-binary lesbian person of color who works for Starbucks and spends all of her free time marching with BLM and campaigning for diversity and inclusion. Her children were all aborted
Mother, thy name is God on the lips of your children…..
We call my mother the Gestapo Queen! Thank God she is with us to still kid around!!!
God Bless us all!
My friend’s mom was “The Mayor of Hassle City.”
Weird note: It was so special I started to tear up.
There’s a lot of fun truth in this one.
I sent this to the family group text: includes my ex, my #1 DiL, my youngest son’s new GF. The last one is a good find. Hoping she sticks and becomes family in a formal way.