Illegal Alien Crime Report:
ATLANTA, GA (The Sun) – A gardener has been arrested for allegedly having sex with his client’s dog.
Cruz Barrera-Lugo, 61, is charged with bestiality after he was accused of “participating in a lewd sexual act” with a family’s pet pooch.
Police were called to a home in Atlanta, Georgia, where they met with the homeowner who told them he was playing with his nephew outside when they saw the suspect with their dog.
When he realized he’d been caught, Barrera-Lugo stopped and fled in his black pick-up truck, said cops.
The landscape gardener is believed to have worked on the man’s lawn every two weeks for nearly a year. MORE
I bet the bitch was asking for it.
Dumbass. I tried to tell him that doggie style was illegal in Atlanta.
While the foreigner Lugo likes to screw dogs; the foreigner ‘president’ Obama likes to eat them.
I can’t stop laughing … He F***** The Pooch !
Sounds like he really screwed the pooch this time.
I bet it was one of those big ass Poodles. Fing Prick Teases.
Big ass poodle? It was…
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a Chihuahua – for all kinds of reasona.
He will be deported to Chihuahua.
Well, he DID come here out of love…..
Just another one of those “acts of love” senor Yeb Bush was always spouting off about.
Jeez Al, he should have just used the accu jack.
Yep, Mexico sure sends us their best and brightest.
I’m afraid to go to sleep. Big Al and I had the same thought and at the same posting time. (Music from the, Twilight Zone.)
Sorry Uncle Al, had “Laugh In” on the brain.
@Brad – Ya got me! I happened to be familiar with the term Accu-jack, but from a friend who’s an orthopedic surgeon. It is a device for making busted bones the desired length. So, wondering what you might be referring to, I duckduckgo-ed it. My goodness gracious!
@BigGun – ‘s all right! My 270 lbs is pretty big!
Uncle Al. I think those guys use the Black and Decker Pecker Checker too.
Geezo you guys. Sheep are danged purtier, specially the virgin wool ones.
Al Franken aka ‘I’m Smart y Doggone Good Enough and have Positive Affirmations’ says…
Lets Sing with my little friend…Buckwheat
Buckwheat: Wookin Pa Nub in all da wong paces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jsk1A0tsSc
He probably did not give the dog a treat, either.
He just didn’t want her feeling lonely on Valentines Day.
Mexico doesn’t export their stipe painted burros
from tijuana?
Thad Cochran would gladly do it.
Probably De Leon’s uncle.
At least he didn’t eat it.
The bitch set me up!
Maybe he was just checking for worms…
He beat Geraldo to it!
No doubt he had future lawn care assistants in mind….