Patriot Retort: Last weekend, a rumor went around social media that President Biden had a “bathroom accident” while visiting Pope Francis at the Vatican. Naturally, #PoopyPantsBiden and #PoopGate began trending on Twitter.
When I saw the initial tweet that set off it off, I didn’t believe it. The person who started it is the former Nevada GOP Chairwoman. She didn’t say how she heard about it or from whom. So the whole rumor sounded sketchy from the start. Unless it was the loudest sphincter evacuation in the history of the universe, how would she know? MORE
The Pope was heard to exclaim “Holy Mother of God!” upon witnessing the incident.
FJB, and the horse he rode in on.
Airforce One is now Airforce #2…
I am not a fan of potty humor, but this isn’t humor. We’re talking about the President of the United States on the world stage.
But I love Dianny’s take on it.
Too bad he didn’t use his “my butt’s been wiped” line after meeting with the pope.
I was skeptical myself, until photographs of Dementia Joe were published showing him in two separate suits, one black and another blue. Who goes to the Vatican to change suits?
My sainted granddad always told me to never trust a fart! Words to live by, gentlemen!
So biden did a biden in his pants.
“I’m beginning to suspect the poop rumor is true ”
Really? Just now?
He needs to eat more beans because they reliably produce ‘happy gas’ which is over 99% liquid free. (The 1% is a problem, however.)
(It’s possible I’m over-analyzing this. Shit.)
His secret service code name is “Deuce.”
JFK’s suit was ruined in Dallas, Jimmy Carter had to wear sweaters because he created an energy crisis, Bill Clinton ruined Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress, Obama ruined tan suits, and biden*, well…what is up with dem presidents*?
@Anonymous
Don’t you mean “Juicy Deuce”?
Side effect of dementia drugs and dementia, loss of sphincter muscle control.
Bought Depends by the pallet for Mom at Sam’s Club.
“Just the facts, M’am.” – Joe Friday
Of course it’s true. The Piss Dossier on Trump was just massive precognitive karmic projection on Trump, and the Dems had no clue what they were doing. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Rest assured.
EVERY negative rumor about Biden has proven true.
Then there’s his idiot wife and mother of the year: having raised junkie Hunter and daughter Ashley (whose diary trashes her parents as freaks).
The DOJ Just Confirmed Authenticity of Ashley Biden’s Diary by Raiding Project Veritas:
https://truthbasedmedia.com/2021/11/05/the-doj-just-confirmed-authenticity-of-ashley-bidens-diary-by-raiding-project-veritas-and-we-have-questions/
Then, there’s this idiot, Kamala Harris, interrupting a NASA presentation to ask if NASA can track trees BASED ON RACE to further social justice!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/kamala-harris-interrupts-nasa-presentation-ask-can-measure-trees-part-environmental-justice-video/
The most searched term on the Pope’s computer: “How to remove shit stains from expensive upholstery!”
Well, he is full of shit!
He farts in your general direction.
Everything about the biden administration is shit related.
Rough crowd here tonight, but Turnip Joe deserves every ounce of derision that piled on him.
And now that I think on it, that was extremely rude and disrespectful for Joe to just cut the cheese in that situation. Friggin’ nullwit.
Monday Morning and a nice fresh mattress arrives at the White House. And in 7 days it will have been pissed right through, removed & burned in a medical incinerator like all the ones before it.
And The Biden administration wanted a DEEP CLEANING of the White House after Trump left. Horseshit!
Where there’s smoke there’s fire
“We’re talking about the President of the United States on the world stage.”
“We’re talking about the corrupt, poopy-pants, pedophile, maggot, retarded, traitorous Usurper who claims to be the President of the United States on the world stage.”
fixed it for ya!
Fuck Joe Biden
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
“The Poopster”
That Boy is straight up Drippin Homie…
No doubt about it
with all the green energy and infrastructure talk going on, we, the public, really need to know- is biden using disposable diapers or cloth ones, that can be laundered and reused? I can’t believe this- but it is a legitimate question in our world of today.
We keep asking “how much further can Jill and the Democratic party keep pulling this Weekend At Bernies farce? A little perspective for you:
The FAST scale for assessing functional ability for dementia patients puts him at a 6E with this.
One step further to 7A and he’s eligible for hospice under the Medicare benefit.
Let that sink in.
In retrospect, maybe Joe Biden really DID say, “My Butts been wiped.
Maybe I was being too tough on him when I said he was spewing some senile word salad like “My WHAT’s been what?”
Maybe he’d already had shart episode a few hours prior and needed to reassure everybody that they could get close to him without losing their lunch
You better be careful, it’s catchy, you all might be poopin in your diapers very soon, or your all full of shit.
So, which is it – Poopy Pants or Whistle Britches?
MJA, it’s true. Heard about it from a most reliable source 4 months ago.
“I’m beginning to suspect the poop rumor is true”
It’s true, he’s no different in the pooping your pants than anyone else his age. WalMart sells a lot of Depends. Ever been behind someone at WalMart and there’s a big shit stain on the back of their pants? I always move to the other side of the store. I hope someone puts them out of their misery and the misery to others. I guess it would be a miserable thing to walk around nuts and shit in your pants. Whadda life!
Anonymous November 8, 2021 at 8:37 am
You better be careful, it’s catchy, you all might be poopin in your diapers very soon, or your all full of shit.
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You mean like yourself and your life experience?
allmelennie November 8, 2021 at 7:53 am
Maybe he’d already had shart episode a few hours prior and needed to reassure everybody that they could get close to him without losing their lunch
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I lose my lunch just looking at the retard. Everything about him is nothing but piss, shit, hockey-puck damn. It’s like a CRINGE-FACTOR with Biden, what’s he going to say or do next to embarrass us? Biden is the Poster Child for Depends.
Would a Catholic biden bear shitting at the Pope’s?
There’s a rimshot there somewhere.
@Anonymous
The Difference is that WE (and our families)would have the dignity, self respect, & national respect to take ourselves out of the game and not Fuck 3 future generations due to our egos.
You would get that if you were legit.