I’m going to name mine, “Nerak”

11 Comments on I’m going to name mine, “Nerak”

1. I want one! I need one! I gotta have one!

   I’ll call him Sir Ronkcuhc.

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2. Love the name–Karen!!

   Mine will be “Sitnased” a real bad ass.

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3. I want a trunk monkey with an AK-47.

   All BS aside, Melvin told me this story… Melvin was a small child watching the news. He saw grainy films of guerrillas fighting with machine guns, and machetes, and various other weapons, in various and sundry parts of the world on his parent’s television. He became concerned.

   He finally asked his mother, in his fit of consternation, “WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE A GORILLA A MACHINE GUN?”

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4. Honey badger don’t care.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

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5. I called mine ‘boehner’. He got so mad, he bit my balls off.

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6. Snowflake F**ker
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   Petmycatdareya
   BLMBuster
   Wokenomore

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7. Honey badgers are the best. They are fearless and don’t give a damn. Fearlessf*ck has a nice sound to it

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8. Here, kitty kitty … here, kitty ….

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9. I’ll call him mini me.

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10. Since that’s an Animal of Color, better name it N’Erak.
    I’ll name mine N’Edib, and may be he’ll just sleep all day.

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11. It sure was one hell of a challenge getting the V.A. to authorize this puppy! His name is Fluffy.

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