Babylon Bee [Satire]:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday.
After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid.
“I hear a few murmurs out there that I’ve lost it,” he said. “Well, I haven’t lost it. I’ve still got it. In fact, I’m still sharp as a tack.”
Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. “I really have to take this,” he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. “Yeah, go for Bob.”
Chief,
Is that you?
No wonder this took two years and ended up as a total joke.
My 90 yr old neighbor doesn’t need to have things repeated that often. Mueller? Mueller!!
A shameless plug. I just received a painting from BFH of my recently passed pupper. I’m stunned. The images he sent me via email could never capture his true art.
It’s going to be a gift to my wife on our anniversary.
It was no joke. This was a coup attempt. AG Barr is working on this.
Stay tuned.
Sharp as a throw pillow! 😆
The voice on the other end of the banana said, “they’re coming to to you away, ….ha ha ….ho ho.”
Mueller is on total survival mode. He has defaulted to senility as a defense mechanism for having taken part in trying to convict an innocent president. The reason is twofold: 1) It eases his conscience and 2) Insanity will likely keep him out of prison. The main price Mueller will pay for his immoral behavior is that he will be reduced to a blithering idiot. And that goes for many others of the cabal. That and lots of prison time.
Banana Republic…
Poor Bob was just window dressing, a formerly respected (by some) name to add credibility to the witch hunt.
Sharp as a bowling ball. Got a mind like a steel trap….rusted shut.
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue…”
The innocent men Mueller let die in prison to protect FBI informant and mass murderer Whitey Bulger beg to differ. Mueller looks like he’s been beaten a few times with a lock-in-a-sock.
Didn’t watch much of it. But what I did watch made me think of Vincent Gigante, who feigned mental illness to hide his position as an top mafia boss.