Have you ever been b!tchslapped by a seal, with an octopus?
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The seal just may be trying to tell you clowns something.
“I’m trying to get something to eat you jerkoffs”
“Make me some Calamari you slant!”
The Donald Trump of the seal world takes on Jim Acosta.
That’s good Wyatt. Bye the way I am a fan.
Must be the Seal of Disapproval…
SOMETIMES I wish I was an octopus then I could bitch slap eight lefties at once.
He shoulda grabbed ’em by the octopussy.
🙂
That seal was a sentry, posted to keep interlopers out of the area. The seals must be plotting something…
Punched by a SEAL. yes. Bitch slapped no. I think bitch slapping would have been less painful.
That’s how you take care of them. Beat them down, tire them and stun them before you eat them.
[The octopus, not the kayak guy]
The seal version of “Get off my lawn!”.
😂
BRETT KAVANUGH TRAINED THAT SEAL TO ASSIST WITH HIS SICK TENTACLE RAPES!!!ELEVENTY!
Here, make me a sammich! Bit_h!
Call me a sucker? Take that!
The ‘Art of the Seal’!
One of the many reasons that you will not find me on a kayak…..
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Maybe Mr Seal just wanted to be a friend and was offering the kayaker a meal.
Remember this remarkable Nat Geo story from a few years ago:
“While documenting leopard seals in Antarctica for a 2006 National Geographic magazine story, photographer Paul Nicklen had an experience that he says “will stay with me forever” ….
“Not only did the leopard seals not attack as some predicted they would, they fed me penguins, followed me around, and generally put on a nonstop show.”
In the video above, Nicklen explained how an encounter with one particular female leopard seal was especially poignant. The animal had a head larger than a grizzly bear’s, and it took his camera and his head into its mouth.
But instead of harming him, the seal began to “nurture” him. It began to bring him penguins, first alive, then dead, perhaps assuming that he was a “useless predator in her ocean.” ”
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140311-paul-nicklen-leopard-seal-photographer-viral/ .
No, No. Not for me. The water would have turned brown.
That looks like it’s up in the San Juan islands. Too funny!