Metro UK: A man who had a metal cup stuffed up his bottom for ten days claims it was put there by muggers.
Security guard Ramdin, 62, said he was robbed of the £545 he had made selling his motorbike.
Doctors said he was knocked out during the attack and woke up with severe abdominal pain.
Ten days later he came to hospital and a scan revealed he had a steel cup lodged inside him.
Surgeons at Rama Hospital in Kanpur city of Uttar Pradesh state in India had to operate on the man’s anus to remove it. more
Warning— Pictures at the link.
It wuz muggers, see. Yeah – the muggers jumped on me, there musta been at least 10 of’em – yeah – that’s the ticket.
10 DAYS LATER?
I had a guy working part time for me who was also a paramedic. He responded to a robbery victim at a Pizza Hut whose hands were tied over his head to the fire suppression system, the guy’s pants were down around his ankles and he had a giant rubber spatula had been greased up and shoved up his ass.
So, more than two men and a cup?
They stuffed a mug up his ass? So that’s why they are called “muggers”.
I’ve never seen a metal cup without an inscription. What did the inscription say?
I got it!! Mug… Muggers. Good thing they weren’t homebuilders.
Are you sure they weren’t giving him a coffee enema and went to far?
Something stinks about the story.
Where’d the pencils go?
I guess it all worked out in the end.
He had it removed after his boyfriend complained about the clanking sound during sex.
Had a Surgeon Friend that had to slice a Guy open and squeeze out a
Cucumber from the inside….All that College and Med School
and He was hung with the moniker
“Salad Shooter”
(Boston Emergency ER)
“Ramdin”… BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaaa!!!… Now, I’m fairly certain the story is bullshit. Funny, but bullshit.
THE EMPTY KY JELLY TUBE WAS A GIVE AWAY !
BFH
We need an “Acknowledge” button
Kind of a thanks for posting that…But I’m not giving a thumbs up!
(See JD Hasty’s post)
I test drove some D-cups but this guy’s got me beat.
I assume this was discovered when the guy went in for a routine medical check cup?
This raghead probably waltzes through TSA screenings. If I have so much as a staple in my travel docs the klaxons go off and it’s off for another deep cavity probe.
Panhandling or manhandling? Did he tip himself?
Wait-A-Hold-It! They didn’t say anything about a mug. It’s a cup.
Maybe the guy just didn’t know how to wear his Nutty Buddy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqCmUsMUT1Q
Over heard in the San Francisco Proctologist office “I don’t know how it got up there JUST GET IT OUT!”
EEEEWWWW this coffee tastes like SH!T!
PHenry –
A deep cavity probe over a staple?
You must be real cute
🙂
There’s a ‘2 girls, 1 cup’ joke in here somewhere.
“one in a million shot, doc…. one in a million!” ~ Assman
Buggers!, they’re called BUGGERS! not muggers.
sheesh,
and that sir is why your area on the world is called a SHITHOLE! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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bug·ger
ˈbəɡər,ˈbo͝oɡər/
British vulgar slang
noun
plural noun: buggers
1.
used as a term of abuse, especially for a man.
used as a term of affection or respect, typically grudgingly.
“all right, let the little buggers come in”
2.
derogatory
a person who penetrate the anus of someone during sexual intercourse.
verb
3rd person present: buggers
1.
penetrate the anus of (someone) during sexual intercourse; sodomize.
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