Bearing Arms:
People come up with all kinds of places to hide things from the police. They’re quite sure the cops will never look in those places, but they often do.
Young people, though, are especially dumb about some of this kind of thing. They don’t know anything, though as teenagers, they generally think they know everything, and so they’re pretty sure they’re very clever with their hiding places.
A group of half a dozen juveniles was arrested in Indiana for having guns and also having some other “goodies” stashed in bizarre places where, sure enough, the police found them. more
Otherwise known as: Teenagers going from Einstein to Dumb Shit in a minute.
Usually a valuable lesson, unless they are Amish…
All the forbidden questions tha come to mind. Here are two that touch on the nut of the issue:
1). Do they know who their father(s) are?
2). What part of their parent or guardian’s income is derived from government handouts of the myriad sorts currently on offer?
That ought cover it, but one bonus question for the verrry slooowww out there…
Academics or athletics for 400 Alex?
The police will destroy your house looking for “evidence.” Just hope they have the right address.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/07/antisemitism_i_just_don_t_get_it.html
It’s always them, Boo-Boo.
This reminds me: I have often seen warnings to people about hiding valuables at home to protect them from burglars. It goes something like this:
You know that clever place you thought a burglar would never look? Burglars thought of that place a long time ago.
As a kid I could never hide anything from my father, he seemed to be a psychic when it came to finding my contraband. Then I took my dresser apart and built a small shelf in the top of it. All I had to do was open the top drawer and slip my hand up to the shelf, it was invisible and unless you knew where it was you’d never find it.