Nope we are not.
I watched some of the New York City marathon yesterday.
Incredibly, some of the runners wore masks.
Sure thing assholes, that thin layer of cloth will protect you from the thousands of other runners breathing heavily right next to you for 26 motherfucking miles!
Good LORD!
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Sod: Install green side up.
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“Ted Cruz: Texas secession in play if Democrats ‘fundamentally destroy’ U.S.: ”
Biden claims another country’s elections were fraudulent!
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Now that’s one hell of a disclaimer. No one can be that stupid but nowadays you never know.
4
Font size should be MUCH bigger to protect democrats…but perhaps smaller on second thought.
3
The really amusing thing about this picture is you have to open the box to even see that note!
5
I find these warnings very useful.
10
If we are talking Dominoes pizza, the box actually tastes better.
13
The box is for the Vegans silly….
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Local pizza chain prints this on the bottom of the boxes: If you are reading this, you are holding the box upside down. Please turn over to enjoy.
It’s a joke.
4
Instructions for preparing carp. Catch a carp. Nail carp to wood plank. Leave out in sun for minimum 4 hours. Discard carp. Enjoy plank.
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WDS, the box provides vegans with all their daily fiber needs. But only if it’s made from recycled wood pulp.
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The Left can’t survive without anti-stupidity warnings.
My Grand Niece is a Lesbian and far left woke. But wait! There’s more! She is so fucking STUPID that she pumped a full tank of diesel into a gasoline car! And when the car shit the bed and she was asked WHY she did such a STUPID thing she defiantly said the green-coloured diesel pump handle meant it was Environmentally Friendly and good for the Earth! I’m not making this shit up. This really happened.
And she’s not a teenager. She’s a grown ass woman in her mid twenties.
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Two blonds were roofing a house. Blond #1 would pull out a nail and then
hammer it into the roof. Then he would pull out another nail, look at it, then
throw it over his shoulder. Blond #2 eventually saw what Blond #1 was
doing, watched him a while and then said, “Why do you keep throwing out
every other nail?” The Blond #1 replied, “Because their points are on the
wrong end.” The Blond #2 then said, “You airhead, those nails are for the
other side of the roof!”
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^^^^
I had a California high school English teacher that got a VW bug and she open the trunk took off the oil filler cap and filled it up with gasoline. Locked up.
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I personally crawl into the box to eat it.
Both me & pizza stay warm that way.
2
Car battery: DO NOT DRINK CONTENTS
(not applicable to collectivist statists)
3
I always remove every “lawyer label” I find on my equipment and tools.
Nope we are not.
I watched some of the New York City marathon yesterday.
Incredibly, some of the runners wore masks.
Sure thing assholes, that thin layer of cloth will protect you from the thousands of other runners breathing heavily right next to you for 26 motherfucking miles!
Good LORD!
Sod: Install green side up.
“Ted Cruz: Texas secession in play if Democrats ‘fundamentally destroy’ U.S.: ”
https://amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/nov/8/ted-cruz-texas-secession-play-if-democrats-fundame/
Biden claims another country’s elections were fraudulent!
Now that’s one hell of a disclaimer. No one can be that stupid but nowadays you never know.
Font size should be MUCH bigger to protect democrats…but perhaps smaller on second thought.
The really amusing thing about this picture is you have to open the box to even see that note!
I find these warnings very useful.
If we are talking Dominoes pizza, the box actually tastes better.
The box is for the Vegans silly….
Local pizza chain prints this on the bottom of the boxes: If you are reading this, you are holding the box upside down. Please turn over to enjoy.
It’s a joke.
Instructions for preparing carp. Catch a carp. Nail carp to wood plank. Leave out in sun for minimum 4 hours. Discard carp. Enjoy plank.
WDS, the box provides vegans with all their daily fiber needs. But only if it’s made from recycled wood pulp.
The Left can’t survive without anti-stupidity warnings.
My Grand Niece is a Lesbian and far left woke. But wait! There’s more! She is so fucking STUPID that she pumped a full tank of diesel into a gasoline car! And when the car shit the bed and she was asked WHY she did such a STUPID thing she defiantly said the green-coloured diesel pump handle meant it was Environmentally Friendly and good for the Earth! I’m not making this shit up. This really happened.
And she’s not a teenager. She’s a grown ass woman in her mid twenties.
Two blonds were roofing a house. Blond #1 would pull out a nail and then
hammer it into the roof. Then he would pull out another nail, look at it, then
throw it over his shoulder. Blond #2 eventually saw what Blond #1 was
doing, watched him a while and then said, “Why do you keep throwing out
every other nail?” The Blond #1 replied, “Because their points are on the
wrong end.” The Blond #2 then said, “You airhead, those nails are for the
other side of the roof!”
^^^^
I had a California high school English teacher that got a VW bug and she open the trunk took off the oil filler cap and filled it up with gasoline. Locked up.
I personally crawl into the box to eat it.
Both me & pizza stay warm that way.
Car battery: DO NOT DRINK CONTENTS
(not applicable to collectivist statists)
I always remove every “lawyer label” I find on my equipment and tools.
FJB
is Google paying for porn now? WTF?