Okay, this is our very first cage match!! It’s a DUMB OFF.
Who wins in your opinion?
Vote for
A : Gone To Soon
or
B: I Can’t Breath
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Thumb up for A – Gone To Soon
Thumb up for B – I Can’t Breath
and you have a typo in your comment….sigh…
Every sibling rivalry had the phase, “I can’t breathe” at some point. Usually when the older one holds down the spastic younger one. The little one will scream, I can’t breathe!
‘I Can’t Breathe’ leads to so many funny retorts…like ‘Stay right there, I call you a amalance’ to pass up
‘Gone To Soon’ is just bad grammar
Huked on foniks wurked fir mee!
A
“I Can’t Breath!”
Me – “Take A Bath!”
It’s a crying damn shame when dirt poor people around the world can communicate their grievances in better English than American blacks.
Seriously….too close to call!
Typos and misspelling are 2 different things.
I just wrote “up” in a previous comment, and I certainly didn’t make a tee shirt with Thumb Uo on it.
My problem is that I’m blind.
You mean- to close too call.
I no the difference, but did you rally except any lees form me?
This is the funniest thing I have seen on this site, and I see a lot of funny stuff. Kudos to you.
Wait’ll you see how Soga is coming along, with the Libertee flag.
I have choosed A. 😀
There Their They’re. It’ll be OK.
“I can’t breath.”
It is SO preposterous. Dude, if you can yell you can breath. STOP fighting and the cops won’t have to use such force.
My husband’s preceptor once looked such a guy in the eye, told him that since he was outweighed by 150lbs, he wouldn’t try to subdue the guy, he would just shoot him. The guy wisely shut up and turned around. Three sets of cuffs linked together…
When he gets to soon, will he be to late?
Why are we so critical over a missing “o” which is silent and, therefore, redundant or a missing “e” which also is not pronounced directly, but only serves to the breath breathe?
Wait until we see what our language looks like in a few more years with all that Twitter,emailing, etc. children are not even being taught to write in cursive. We have become lazy and careless.
Remember how the language changed in the movie Idiocracy? At the rate we are going, it won’t even take 500 years.
I like “I can’t breathe” because neither one of them are breathing now. Both have ceased to breed as well.
OK…Ill shut up now.
Gone to soon is the hands down winer.
I half to link my speling/gramma nazi friend to this. She’ll have a stroke. heh.
All the news feeds are referring to the “choke hold” which has become the new buzzword phrase equating to Hands up don’t shoot.
Even without the spelling error, how can you say “I can’t breathe” if you can’t breathe? Sign language?
Since Gone To Soon looks like Travon Martin’s dad, I can’t breathe wins.
Brother….gimme a break.
It’s too close, so I tossed a coin. They swiped the coin midair.
MJA: I saw what you did there. >:-/
Not really. I think it’s funny. Even my own mother throws one into her daily e-mail, just to mess with me.
Seriously, agitproppers…He made it Rule #2 for a reason:
“Never go outside the expertise of your people.”
You’re doing it again.
The real problem is that both the men pictured have NO idea that the quotes on their shirts are wrong…yet they can vote.
Public school ‘edumacashun’ really sucks!
I don’t get it.
Water ya’ll tawkin bout?
It may seem like I’m being a petty spelling Nazi, but it’s really not my intent, because certainly I’ve made mistakes in the past and I’m going to make them again. (Although I don’t think I’d mess up a three word teeshirt that I proofread before sending to the printer.)
It’s just that this began as the favorite sport of the left.
They tore apart TEA party signs, scouring desperately for any and all errors and they had entire sites devoted to them.
I’m doing this because this will irk the left who coddles blacks like they are their special needs children.
I do this because they claim the left is the party of intelligentsia, but for this to be true they have to completely dismiss a huge swath of their voter base who, let’s face it, are not gifted in the educational arts.
You can dismiss the Bell Curve as poppycock, but you can’t dismiss what minorities do to the curve of the “party of intelligentsia.”
I’ll take a team of 9 Derek Jeters over a team of 3 Babe Ruths and 6 Ozzie Cansecos.
After the Oklahoma To Sooners score, they can’t Breath.
I voted for “I can’t breath” because it involved two groups: the sign printers and the shirt printers, who both missed the error.
WHO FHARTED, CAN’T BREATH!
Go to any lefty site and see what happens when a conservative misspells a word in a comment. The lefties will invalidate the entire point of the comment for a minor typo. I misspelled “desparate” once and got a least a half dozen comments pointing it out, but no rebuttal to the original point. So, no, it is not petty.
I have to defend the shirt company.
They print what is submitted and they won’t correct your spelling.
They might print up 300 shirts with the spelling corrected only to find out the spelling error was intentional.
If you’re lucky you might get an e-mail or a phone call asking you about the potential error.
Lofo speling an gramor skils, “Gone To Soon”
I choosed A
Gonna choosed “Gone Breath to Soon”
so to defend the breath guy. He is holding up a sign that is misspelled so he might not notice his shirt is wrong.
of course the only real answer is “you racist!!!!”
Stewpid peepal make me breth less.
Without a doubt, “A” gets my vote.
When BFH first posted that, I LMAO so hard I almost hyperventilated.
I think part of it is that photo of the father/stepfather(?) looking so fucking smug, without realizing he’s a walking billboard for illiteracy.
That set the bar so high, I’m not easy to impress anymore.
But I’m sure they’ll find a way to outdo themselves.
To be fair –
A. It’s Michael Brown’s father, cocky poppy. He helped ‘develop’ his son. Stupid dumb on all counts. Have no idea who the other schmuck is.
Oh geez. lol!
heeheehee @ Ladygun12
BFH, I said once that I don’t blame the tattoo artist who spells incorrectly because the customer will often show up with a drawing and writing for the artist to copy. HOWEVER… If the customer shows up and lets the artist go freestyle- “I dunno, just put a giraffe on it and write ___ below it.” It’s the tattoo artist AND the customer’s fault. In conclusion, it will end up on the internet and make me LMAO. And that’s what’s important here. My amusement. lol.
Shouldn’t it be “breev,” like birfday and toof?
“Soon” is probably a city in China somewhere.
I think I understand why Michael Brown did what he did!
Since he only understood ebonics he thought STOP! meant “turn around and run back at me mofo!?
The product of Government schools.
Resist we much…but breath I can’t…and soon will be…. gone to soon.
To quote Yoda, ‘Stupid, you are. Breed you should not.”
The second dude looks like a black Christopher Walken!
I Habs A Draem.
Goon to choom.
I chose “B”. Both pics scored bonus points for the “elder statesmen” in the background, but “B” had the giant black velvet painting of a dove flying over a bible being hit by a beam of light.
I voted for the one with John Lee Hooker in the background looking a bit like Rev. Al. It was an easy decision. Big fan of those to.
BFH,
Thought you were a Mets fan.
Love the Hoover sign…I can hear the parents gasp.
Well, to be fair about the Hoover Football photo, the letters r e s p o n were just written in front of what the cheerleading captain wants for Christmas.
now you know why a written language has never evolved from the African continent !!!
In my earlier life as a state employee, I sent a draft rule around for review. One of the executives reviewing the draft suggested I check the spelling of the word “public” on a specific page. Sure enough, our intent to “protect the general public” ended up with an embarrassing anatomical reference. Funny how a single letter can change the whole meaning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
Their leader demonstrates his spelling ability in tribute to Aretha Franklin.
http://youtu.be/_qNm7fDgCC0