Rock108: Cops were originally called about a disturbance at an apartment building in Iowa City last Saturday around 3:00 am. When they showed up, they found a 19-year-old dude named Kyle Clark and another dude “face to face yelling at each other.”
Kyle saw the cops and started walking away. Then the cops noticed that he “had a very large bulge under his shirt near the waist line like he was trying to hide something.” When they asked him if he had weed in his shirt, Kyle walked down some stairs which turned out to be a dead end.
As the cops were cuffing him, “a very large bag of marijuana fell from under his shirt. He claimed it wasn’t his.” more
“I’m holding it for the Easter Bunny.” S. Claus
I’m betting the bag of weed was marked “grown in Oregon”.
Honest occifer, I was too stoned to realize who put it there.
He has a bright future in the Biden administration!
You have to be a liberal to be that brazen a liar.
No shirt!
However many brain cells it takes to remember to say to the cops, “I’m not saying anything until I talk to a lawyer,” and then shut up, ol’ Kyle came up short of that number.
I suppose “I’m a CI for the DEA” might cut you some slack but that could come back to bite you in the balls.
That would get you a ticket in Houston
and a fine.
“That’s not mine. I’ve never seen that before in my life!”
Was he arguing with David Copperfield?
Possession is 9/10ths of the law… And in my case the officer said that the 1/16th of a pound was sufficient
Ok, he was holding it for me.
On the show, Cops something like that would always have a response like “That ain’t mine, it’s my cousin’s.”
Didn’t we have a story here a while back where a woman had some contraband hidden up her cooter, and used the same line: “That isn’t mine.”?
Damn! I wondered what happened to my weed!
Hmm, seen this before (at .26)…
https://youtu.be/Lngmx0v3aOs