AM: Are Iowa voters so used to seeing presidential candidates that they’re unmoved when one offers to buy them ice cream?
Or was it just just because it happened to be Sleepy Joe Biden?
Either way, the former vice president visited an ice cream shop in Monticello, Iowa today and offered to buy for the dozen or so people waiting for his arrival.
No one took him up on his offer.
It came with the caveat that he would have to lick it off their faces. So there’s that.
His face is so tight from all of his cosmetic surgeries that he has to twist his whole body to look in any given direction.
He’d have better luck with ‘free candy’ painted on a beat up van.
Joe’s new campaign song…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHGG3vj5kcQ
h/t Aaron Burr
Come on guys lets go …Come on guys lets go …Come on guys lets go …
Joe’s Community College Trainee has it all under control.
Now take Grandpa’s car keys so we get home alive.
hahahahahahah!
Hear the sound of the ice cream truck?
Ice Cream Truck Melody Song (16secs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUSTle-U4o
Haha! Poor Joe!
I was at the bar the other day, grabbed a bite to eat and then happy hour started. I don’t offer, I just said; Angie, get everyone a round for me.
When a Democrat *offers* you something, hold onto your wallet!
Did anyone in that shop speak English?
Or Democrat?
What a SCHMUCK!
They all knew it would be coming out of their own pockets one way or another.
You see ice cream and Demonrats go together like ice cream and Demonrats, so much diversity and Tutti Frutti is so much more important than plain ole vanilla which has no importance only vanilla privilege…but don’t you dare neglect chocolate like you can vanilla.
So it’s only natural as a extension of government Joe would agree to pay for it and redistribute the flavors according to social justice principles which means all non-productive flavors be taken first and plain ole vanilla be banned.
Greezy Joe Biden. I reckon he offered ice cream to little girls as he fondled them. Disgusting perv.
Not everyone is willing to sell their vote for the price of an ice cream.
Old Joe should have offered up guacamole and salsa flavored ice cream.
Gets them every time.
jellybean – That’s exactly how the Obamboozler worked Obamacare.
Dennis Kucinich was the last hold out and basically sold out for an airplane ride (in AF-1) and an ice-cream cone!
It’s Joe Biden – it was probably mayonnaise… 🙄