FOX: TEHRAN, Iran – The website of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is reporting that a general who fought in Syria and Iraq has allegedly accidentally killed himself while cleaning a gun.
Gen. Ghodratollah Mansouri allegedly shot himself in the head by accident while cleaning his pistol, according to the Sunday report.
The report added that Mansouri was veteran of the 1980s Iran-Iraq war and a “defender of the shrine,” a reference to Iranians who fight against the extremist Islamic State (ISIS) group in Syria and Iraq. more
Arkancide strikes again
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
“Cleaning a gun”?
Isn’t a General supposed have a flunky for that?
He shot himself in the head while cleaning his pistol?
Yeah, right. I ain’t buying that!
Must have been a GLOCK
Five accidental, self administered shots to the back of the head?
Uh-huh. High-ranking, Iranian military ‘moderates’ have problems with basic gun safety… In a (somewhat) related story, there were absolutely no scandals in the Obama administration. More at 11:00.
Allahu Akbar!
he cleaned his clock instead of his glock
It is the will of allah…
@Uncle Al
Jim Brass: “Exit wound out the nose”.
Gill Grissom: “Did you say in in Fort Marcy Park”?
That must be what they call Fraging over there.
Musta’ made a joke about the Ass-a-hola Khomeini
“Mansouri, who allegedly owned several howitzers, was found literally beside himself after the horrific accident.”
“I hate when that happens…” Billie Crystal, SNL
He must have “accidently” stood in front of a firing squad.
Where did they find him? Fort Martyrs Park?
They pulled back the first press release that read, “He died of natural causes; his heart stopped beating when the knife went through it.”
I wonder if they’ll give him a lavish send off like Adolph did for Rommel?
One down, millions to go.
This is my weapon, this is my gun…
@Grouch; “I might be a drunk but at least I’m not insane”
So, did he accidently shoot himself in the back of the head? How many times?
And he didn’t think about unloading the goddam thing BEFORE he started cleaning it?? Yeah, I can ALMOST buy that! :^#
they be sayin that when they don’t want MOSSAD to get creds for MOSSAD work.
MOSSAD carries with an empty chamber. fuck those guys.