WASHINGTON (WJLA) – A 33-year-old man required medical treatment at a Dublin, Ireland hospital after he repeatedly injected himself with his own semen in an unusual attempt to treat his lower-back pain.
The man, after injecting the semen in his arm, developed a subcutaneous abscess on his right arm, where he had been injecting himself on a monthly basis for 1.5 years. A radiograph also revealed an excess watery under his skin.
An intravenous antimicrobial drip to treat the problems was started immediately, but the man opted to discharge himself without allowing doctors to make an incision to drain the “local collection.”
The case was revealed in a report published by the Irish Medical Journal titled ‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.
h/t Snowball the Sourpuss.
He seems to have a very talented penis….
Whale oil beef hooked!
At least it cured his depression!
I’d say he kinda screwed himself.
Maybe his back problems are caused by the semen injections he’s already been getting.
Was his name Jack Inhoff?
“A radiograph also revealed an excess watery under his skin.”
What the hell is an “excess watery”? Did he develop an additional bladder?
Them ain’t stem cells in that stuff.
I’d suggest that “an excess watery under his skin” is only one of his illnesses.
“innovative”
WTF is an ‘excess watery?’ Yeah, lets have some of that free health care like the UK.
Dude, that’s not how toxic masculinity works.
Why didn’t he just rub the splooge on his skin, like Ben Gay.
You won’t stink.
OK, well maybe just a little.
Ireland is the Florida of Europe.
Obama always took his it as a suppository.
Silly Irishers!
Barry and Reggie were alwaas talkkin bout givin me semen infections. They saiys you can take it orallly aor anually. Thye lafft alot an looked at eadhc another funny so’s I diin’t geti involved … Moose would just shake her hed “no” like.
y’Know, I was a Irisher …… but I never did done that ………..
Ain’t socialized medicine GRAND? Makes you want to invent your OWN cures! 🙄
Hmmm, I always wondered where the Leprechauns came from. “Little People” indeed.
So, someone told him to go fuck himself and he took it literally.
Kermit, not always. Sometimes he likes facials. Just look at his official portrait.
He seems to have misunderstood the phrase “come back”.
From the Headline I thought He discovered
“Ultimate Yoga for Men”
He could have become a Billionaire overnight.
“Ultimate Yoga for Men”
He misunderstood,
He thought it meant yogurt,,
Someone told him to go f@#k himself
I’ve never injected my own semen into myself, but I have on occasion injected some into another person.
And on two different occasions it caused some very significant abdominal swelling in this person; to the extent she needed a brief stay in a hospital
Second comment
I hear when they asked this Irishman to describe the pain he said
“It’s the worst back pain I ever came across.”
So silly that he injected himself when he simply could have applied a hot cumpress.