Patriot Retort:
Things aren’t looking good for Beto O’Rourke — the faux-Mexican, arm-flailing doofus from El Paso.
In fact, I think Beto is toast.
He’s over.
Done.
Finished.
Yesterday’s news.
Even the mainstream media that collectively orgasmed when he entered the race a mere two months ago seem to be shoving him out the door.
He’s too white, too rich, too male, too straight, and tends to fail at everything he tries to do.
And without a slobbering, sycophantic media acting as his personal fluffers and fan club, it looks like Beto is sputtering out like a wet fart.
Because it turns out Democrat voters in early primary states just aren’t that into him.
Look at this graphic for polling in South Carolina:
Things aren’t going too well when even democrats are embarrassed for him.
The beto nut has been chewed up and spit out.
So… the dems need a negro who is poor, female, and a homosexual who accomplishes things? Good luck. I bet they could find just the thing… they found that cockroach Obola.
He’s now tied with Andrew Yang! OK, I give up. Who is Andrew Yang? Or is that a typo, and it’s supposed to be Andrew YOUNG?
Coincidentally, the company that makes Mexican toast (yes, you can buy toast in Mexico) is called….. BIMBO.
google that ish’. I’m too lazy to give you a link.
This soy beto is so burnt toast he is not even worthy of trying to scrape away the damage potentially done.
He probably orders his WHITE toast with no butta…jerk.
Btw no offense to white bread lovers. RYE here.
hey Beto, your chef called.
he says your goose is cooked
He’ll be Sourdough when he loses
NOT even old Challah bread he is.
Makes very good french toast though.
They tried but just couldn’t put a coat of polish on that turd.
toast, with the crust cut off
The good news is, I’m only 2% behind him, and I haven’t announced my candidacy yet.
You just wait. The yard signs are being printed as we speak.
A sycophantic, “me-too,” Obola-wanna-be, who (apparently) didn’t have permission from the Politburo Central Committee to run.
The dude’s a lame joke.
A hungover, skateboard-riding, caricature of a power-hungry narcissist with delusions of being the next John Kerry.
The sooner he collapses into depression and substance abuse, the better (for America).
izlamo delenda est …
Democrats can’t win if they show people who they really are, even inside their own party.
If he comes for my guns he’s dead.🖕
Toast, with a heaping helping of Nutella.
Toast? – more like burnt white bread
The new darling of the minute is buttplug, who is going to be on Jimmy Fallon tonight. I give buttplug a couple more months before he is also toast.
Leave Beto alone! If he drops out, we have one less douchebag candidate to throw humor darts at.
Toast?
The stupid buffoon didn’t even make it to the bread stage.