QHATBOKS, Iraq (WNB) – ISIS, or Islamic State on Monday threatened to kill everyone involved in the design and production of thousands of counterfeit ISIS flags (below) being unknowingly purchased by supporters worldwide.
“The infidels who have profaned Allah’s chosen symbol for his divine caliphate will drown in their own blood – this we promise,” said ISIS spokesman al-Fhart Aldai.
The design appears to have originated in the United States.
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Larry the cable guy better watch his back.
Damn it allah to Hell, I sure needed that laugh today. 🙂 🙂 🙂
A pair of those would make great mudflaps.
That’s what I get for swearing with Allah.
Counterfeit flags for a counterfeit religion. Fitting.
They talk to much for fighting men.
Dunno Brad, if your mama named you al-fart, you’d have to be a little bit scrappy.
al-Fahrt AKA Big Stinky
“al-Fahrt AKA Big Stinky,” and add last name, All Day.
@thirdtwin, I’ll bet they’re already in the works. 😉
“They talk too much for fighting men.”
I know that’s right. And while I allow for certain exceptions, I am no big fan of flags that need words on them
“al Fhart Aldai was acting on a decree by mullah Ibn Khalda Fatwad.”
Col. Angus,I worked all three days of this holiday week end and my altitudes been better but that made my day. I wonder how Jeff Dunham keeps from being threatened.
Boy howdy.
Touchy sonsabitches, ain’t they?
God bless the U.S.A.
Hey, if they didn’t copyright it, they got nothin’ to complain about.
I’ll take a dozen, please.
Boo, I only need two; one to poop on, one to cover it up.
@ Bad Brad- “I wonder how Jeff Dunham keeps from being threatened.”
Don’t be too sure. Remember, we haven’t seen Sweet Daddy Dee since his first tour/DVD. Some Nigras must’ve read him the riot act.
Pity. He was my favorite character: The “Person In the Management Profession: P.I.M.P.”