CFP: How did that cocaine get in her purse? Well, she offered police a perfectly reasonable explanation
I’ve seen people say the alcohol on their breath was the result of someone throwing it at them. I’ve seen people claim drugs crawled all by themselves into their backpacks.
This one, however, takes things to a whole new level.
On March 21, police in Fort Pierce, Florida made a traffic stop on 26-year-old Kennecia Posey, and smelled marijuana. For those of you about to scream about the Fourth Amendment, smelling marijuana is recognized under the law as probable cause to do a search, and police proceeded to search Posey’s car. When they did, they found cocaine in her purse.
Pretty clear cut, right? If there’s cocaine in your purse, you’re in possession. Open and shut.
Ha . . . not so fast, sillies. No drugs that are found in a search ever belong to the suspect, no matter how implausible it would be to consider any other possibility. The cocaine isn’t hers!
OK, fine, then how did the cocaine get in your purse, ma’am?
Well, you see, wha’ ha-happened was . . .
Who’s blowing drugs all over the highway,
Dropping an eight-ball thru the sun roof,
Into the purse of little miss dindu,
Everyone knows it’s windy….
What a lame excuse. She really blew it.
That’s why they call cocaine “Blow”.
In Florida you just hold open your purse and wait for the wind to fill a baggy. At times you have to be patient, but it happens. Honest.
I’ve usually got cocaine. It’s on 80 to 90 percent of all my folding money and I honestly didn’t put it there.
My favorite exchange from “COPS”:
(cop): You’re under arrest for possession of cocaine.
(dindu): That’s not my cocaine.
(cop): It was in your pants!
(dindu) THESE AREN’T MY PANTS!
#thirdtwin: I get the association. 😉
We live in a pretty bizarre world.
Pelosi’s in Congress.
Ryan is Speaker.
McConnell is Majority Leader.
Obola was president.
HR Clinton isn’t in jail.
de Blasio is Mayor.
Some of the richer people in the country are whores, chumps, thugs, dope-heads, talking-heads, liars, and thieves.
Teachers are on strike and people pretend that it matters.
So – yeah, I can believe that – the wind done it.
izlamo delenda est …
She had been better off with the “Hillary defense”: I didn’t intentionally break the law. Or even better: Hey, what a little blow? Which is worse- a little blow or leaking hundreds of top secret emails? So, at this point, what difference does it make? Am I right?
It’s windy here. I’m going outside. I don’t care how silly I look with a purse.😉
“Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire.
The rain is Tess, the fire’s Jo
And that windy hoe’s a liar.”
🙂
Honestly. I could tell a lie better than this dindu when I was 4 years old.
I didn’t pee my pants. Billy peed my pants.
Wouldn’t this defense be more suited for a paternity case?
I din’t knew put da sperm up dere. Youz musta know hoo put da sperm up dere.
How about the “I bought this purse at a garage sale” defense? The thing about low-IQ people is that they assume everyone is as stupid as they are.
It had to be planted by a raaaaciisssss wind! You know wind is raaaaciisssss cuz it’s not black.