It’s good to see a funny guy that has a presentation that isn’t maxed out with f-bombs.
A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…pathetically all in the name of humor!”
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap!”
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Now that’s funny right there….
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LMAO!
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I love Dry Bar Comedy!
Non vulgar humor that’s funny.
This was funny.
Thanks!
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Kind of reminds me of a joke my sister told me about the mating call of a blonde at a party:
It’s good to see a funny guy that has a presentation that isn’t maxed out with f-bombs.
A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…pathetically all in the name of humor!”
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap!”
Now that’s funny right there….
LMAO!
I love Dry Bar Comedy!
Non vulgar humor that’s funny.
This was funny.
Thanks!
Kind of reminds me of a joke my sister told me about the mating call of a blonde at a party:
Oh!……I think I’m getting drunk!