The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.Walking is especially beneficial – strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together.
It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT)
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Huncha Huncha Bern in love. Apologies to EP
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And remember ladies, don’t apply your make-up with a Waring Blender.
Does Humpty Dumpty count on Hump Day. Or was he just a big egg who fell off a wall. If I was Foghorn Leghorn I could just say that’s a yolk son, get it, a yoke.
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It’s so sad
and scary
that this guy is taken seriously at all.
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My dog knew it.
5
Yuck..! :l
Jaundice elderly man boob is NOT what I want to see ever.
Get your hump(s) under control!
If you’ve got Pike’s Peak for a back combined with yellow-tinted man booobs, you’ve got a seriouslly out-of-control problem.
Speaking of “Hump Day”.
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-couple-arrested-dui-charges-224936679.html
TO mrhanoverfist
There’s something about a girl with curls…o.O
…I got your “Hump Day” right HERE!
https://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/132fde37156f95eb3db9d0a3d950a090.jpg
It’s Mr. Burns!
More like gross out day.
…well, if it’s about feeling the burn…
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TmLZn7_Ubxs/Vyap0hdGiTI/AAAAAAACTRI/pRYZqQ058dI_OTmmD6VURgwKX2kYpcX4wCLcB/s800/Feel%2Bthe%2BBurn%2BSTD%2Bbillboard.jpg
Since it’s hump day:
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.Walking is especially beneficial – strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together.
It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT)
Huncha Huncha Bern in love. Apologies to EP
And remember ladies, don’t apply your make-up with a Waring Blender.
What hump?
https://youtu.be/AXzsdtaySY4
BERN IT WITH FIRE!!! 😮 😮 😮
Does Humpty Dumpty count on Hump Day. Or was he just a big egg who fell off a wall. If I was Foghorn Leghorn I could just say that’s a yolk son, get it, a yoke.
It’s so sad
and scary
that this guy is taken seriously at all.
My dog knew it.
Yuck..! :l
Jaundice elderly man boob is NOT what I want to see ever.
That’s almost a two humper.