It’s Monday.

16 Comments on It’s Monday.

1. Lost your SNAP?

   Have Spam and eggs, or, for a little variation, eggs and Spam.

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2. Or eat green eggs and Spam. That cat didn’t want to be bothered; it just wanted to be left alone.

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3. Or eat beans and eggs and entertain your co-workers!

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4. Extra sulfurous bean and smelly egg farts, it could be worse especially if it’s a sbd fart. Whatever you do don’t fart in a crowded elevator or the grocery store checkout line. You will be held guilty as the one who dealt it, when everyone around you starts to smelt it.

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5. Leave me alone, I get an extra hour.

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6. Geoff- and don’t Fergit that elevators smell different to midgets!

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7. Does that include dwarves also and hobbits.

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8. Does that also include dwarves and hobbits.

9. Sorry for the extra post, it looked like my comment didn’t post the first time.

10. Geoff, I dunno, but if you ever see one being carried out of an elevator on a stretcher, you’ll know what happened!

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11. The midget, dwarf or hobbit will be designated as low ground hugging KBF (killed by fart) in that case. And whatever you don’t let them patronize Tex Mex restaurants like Taco Hell.

12. Try to imagine a little person, midget, dwarf or hobbit getting on a crowded elevator and saying “please don’t fart”
    The whole elevator would probably crack up laughing and the one fat guy holding it in would explode!

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13. And hopefully that fat guy won’t be Jerry Nadler or Illinois’s governor lard ass Pritzker.

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14. Best response to a Monday I’ve seen yet
    Now go away an’ leave me alone.

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15. @ geoff the aardvark ,,,, if you fart in a crowd just look at the next guy in surprise and say,,,, “don’t look at me, they’ll think I did it”!

16. Next time at McDonald’s, order a Bean and Egg McFart. For people in Scotland, they can order a MacDonald’s Bean and Aig MacFaert.

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