It’s not much fun being old Joe Biden these days. The “most powerful man in the world” is languishing in obscurity. He is ignored by the press, forgotten by the public, shunned by his party, and avoided by his own supposedly handpicked successor. Whatever happens two weeks from now, Biden will be quickly shunted off into the wastebin of history, joining John Tyler, Franklin Pierce, and various other 19th-century trivia answers on the embarrassing list of U.S. presidents to be toppled by their own party before even getting to run for reelection. He will, beyond doubt, be remembered as a failed president.
Unless…
Joe Biden has exactly one outside-the-box way to flip the script and head into the sunset, if not triumphant, then at least with some dignity intact: Officially endorse Donald Trump for president.
No, seriously.
Improbable? Sure. Insane? Maybe. And yet, buried within that insanity is genius. Let us explain.
Revenge
Hey, who are we kidding? This is the biggest reason for Biden to take his shot, and it’s not a bad one at all. more here
I’m thinking the Revolver squeezed the trigger on an empty chamber. The Biden Crime Syndicate is still alive and well. He promised the Uke about a bazillion dollars in U.S. tax funded loans today. Of course for his ten percent brokerage fee. This man is pure evil and in a just world he will answer for his shit in front of the American people. There’s no way he’s giving up that graft. He’s going to have a hard time spending it in hell.
It’ll never happen but I love the idea (fantasy?)!!
I’d really like him to copy Marat’s death after shooting Jill and Hunter….HEH…I’m an optimist…
Hell Brad, He could hire Alec Baldwin as the producer of such an event….LOL…
Unfortunately, we only have guys like John McCain who screw the party for personal vendettas.
Willy,
I’ll bet the whole fam damily smells of sulfur.
When John McCain entered AZ politics he ran as a Democrat piece of shit. Hawk Tuah. But AZ was all about Goldwater. So the chicken shit muther folker switched parties. Look it up. It explains a lot. And his fat little piglet daughter still defends him. I get it. But Meagan, shut the fuck up and find a gym.
Yes Jackass Joe, you have been thrown under the bus and kicked to the curb. How’s it feel to know that it is time to embrace Satan.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would drown your shallow, lying ass!
May democRAT crabs forever infest your waitress sandwich.
Celebrate Joy Behar and sing Sheik Yerbouhti.
For a good time, call 1-800-606-4311. Ask for Kamala.
Take heart in the deepening gloom that Jill (endorsing 57 genders) is finally getting enough Arugula.
Reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Rehoboth Beach!
Therefore, make peace with your god, whether you conceive him to be a hairy Exalted Cyclops, or cosmic pedophile, all your silly whispering and yelling about Climate lies, White Supremacy, Marxist Bed-Wetting, Pants-Shitting, Hamas-coddling, Marxist propaganda, Trump-blaming and bald-faced lies about Conservative Nazis, your world continues to deteriorate.
You are a Fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here…and whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your Open Borders, Gay-obsessed, diaper-grabbing, Constitution-stomping back!
GIVE UP!
Come on joey we triple dog dare you to do the right thing and endorse Trump. You can do it and claim sweet revenge at the same time.
FJB!
FBO!
FKH!
FHC!
FBC!
FG”W”B!
FGHWB!
How freaking awesome would that be?