Biden: ‘I Grew Up in a Neighborhood You Either Became a Firefighter or a Priest’
“You know that old definition of a firefighter: God made man and then He made a couple firefighters. You’re all crazy, thanks God. I grew up in a neighborhood you either became a firefighter or a priest. I wasn’t qualified for either. So, here’s I am.
“But all kidding aside, think of what’s happened. Think of all the people. Who were all those people? You’ve got over 6,000 young dreamers, quote-unquote, ‘dreamers,’ the Hispanic community, who in fact are on the front lines dealing with COVID. You have all those folks working in a supermarket, stacking the shelves, making five, six, seven bucks an hour and, in fact, they’re mostly minorities, African Americans, Latinos. People are beginning to figure out who we are as a country. This is not who we are. This is not who we are.
“So, the first point I want to make to you all is: I am not pessimistic. I am optimistic about the opportunity if we seize it.”
Yeah, I don’t know either. Maybe if you watch the video you can figure it out.
I think what he really meant to say: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter
Joey:
“Words hard journal describe impossible.” Brilliant!
I know you think you understood what you thought I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
When eminem makes more sense….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfl3N9nesRg
…I think Joe’s speeches are being written by Lewis Carroll at this point, here’s tomorrow’s…
“Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.”
JDHasty-
“Gabby Johnson’s right!”
…put this on his Teleprompter, it makes about as much sense…
“I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I’m crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you’ve been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying
I’m crying, I’m crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don’t come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune’s blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob (good pity)
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I’m crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba”
-The Beetles, “I Am the Eggman”
Gee whiz…. at least eminem rhymed.
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
-Dan Rather
…Joey’s just getting revved up for his caucus race, you lying dog-faced pony soldier…
“What IS a Caucus-race? said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that SOMEBODY ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.
Why, said the Dodo, the best way to explain it is to do it. (And, as you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the Dodo managed it.)
(In the caucus race you choose a starting place, you can then begin and end exactly where you like, ‘In the caucus race you run at your own pace and you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize)”
-Alice in Wonderland
Joe Biden remix. All your favorute quotes in one catchy beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwoN-FvVEsA
word salad joe joe beiden lol
he/himz/hawz
Are we witnessing divine retribution? The leader of the godless, Leftist political party in America is literally Babelling.
“The descendants of Noah were living in the area of Mesopotamia in Babylon. They settled in a land named Shinar. The population was growing and they all spoke one language. The people decided to build a tall, proud symbol of how great they had made their nation. The Babylonians wanted a tower that would “reach to the heavens” so that they could be like God and that they would not need Him. They began to construct a great ziggurat.
God did not like the pride and arrogance in the hearts of the people. God caused the people to suddenly speak different languages so they could not communicate and work together to build the tower. This caused the people to scatter across the land. The tower was named The Tower of Babel because the word Babel means confusion. This story is a powerful reminder of how important it is to obey God’s Word and not think that we can build a successful but godless life on our own!” ~BibleStudyTools.com
Don’t forget, his son served in the military as attorney general.
Joe “Babel” Biden. Works for me, Abigail.😁
Now I know who edited “Finnegan’s Wake“
Uncle Al,
I read “Ulysses” by Joyce (yeah, I know).
You’ve captured the essence perfectly.
Maybe Biden’s been plagiarizing Joyce?
izlamo delenda est …
Speed freak. This is what happens when you put nitrous oxide in a model T.
You shouldn’t Fast Forward through the times of your life, Joe. You’re headed for a crash.
That’s easy for him to say.
Now that football season has arrived, Team Biden’s new slogan:
Let’s win one for the Groper!
I bet the people that he grew up with in that community are going; “Where the hell did he get that firefighter/priest thing? I never heard that, ever.”
Dementia Joe put the bab in babbling. He put the gib in gibberish. Poor Joey is the only person to ever run for the Presidency on the hope that he can hide out until his election.
Bt gunshot to the head, please.
It’s the Soulless Train Word Scramble! 😮
Yeah, I don’t know either.
God made man and then He made a couple firefighters.
Pedo Joe would make as much sense if he just stood there & flicked his finger up & down his lips while going ‘beedee beedeebee beedeedeebee beedeebeebee beedeebeebee beedeebeebee beedeebeebee’
I’d bet he’d even like it … & keep doing it & doing it, ad infinitum, for the camera
hey Joe, it would make a great debate rebuttal … trust me, they’ll love it!