Joe Rogan: ‘Biden is like having a flashlight with a dying battery’

12 Comments on Joe Rogan: ‘Biden is like having a flashlight with a dying battery’

1. Bullshit. Biden is like a broken torch. Like one of those fucking 90 degree yellow plastic torches we had in the telco. They were fucking garbage even when just out of the box with fresh batteries.

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2. They were called, “Brite Stars”. Woeful fucking garbage. They always worked when you tested them in the truck… get under the house with the mud, the wasp nests, and the cat shit, and the 17 inches of clearance, and they fucking die.

   No wonder I have the nightmares I have.

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3. @Erik

   I’m an HVAC Guy. I know those lights from kneeling in the basement next to the furnace. Why the fuck do people keep the Cat Shit Box right beside the Fucking furnace/Air Handler. Makes the whole house smell like Cat Shit.

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4. great SS code name …. ‘Dim Bulb’

   … ‘Dead Cell’ … ‘No Spark’ … ‘Crossed Wires’ … ‘Wattless’ …

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5. I know, Kcir. We’ve seen some shit.

   I remember one moron placed a plastic dog house across his basement return. He was a family member and was complaining his shit was fucked up.

   No shit it’s fucked up.

   And he was also the kind of guy who blasted lawn clippings onto his condenser. And let weeds grow all over it.

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6. I had a NID that some subscriber built a deck over it.

   I got about 12 feet under it on my belly. And then I could no longer turn my head from side to side. I wasn’t stuck — I couldn’t turn my head. I’m not claustrophobic. Not in the real sense. But panic. Real fucking panic. At least what I know as, “Fuck This”.

   I backed up as best I could and turned my head the direction I needed it to be when I got there.

   I don’t miss that shit.

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7. ^^^^
   Air flow- not important until you turn it on.

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8. aaaaaaaaannnnd who would trust Jackass Joe to even change flashlight batteries!

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9. Seems to me, he lived his life like a candle in the wind.

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10. Joe needs to get the “Black man that invented the light bulb” to change the one in Biden’s head, since it blew out a long time ago, then maybe Joe’s almost “Dead Battery” can get it to flicker a little, so at least he can remember what city he’s in.

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11. if Greezy Joe ever had an Original Idea and a cold drink of water at the same time, it would kill him dead.

12. Imagine, if you will, a flashlight so impaired that the light comes out of it at the speed of sound…

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