DailyFetched:
US special climate envoy John Kerry admitted his flying three-day trip to mega polluter Beijing to discuss climate change was a failure with no agreement with China to slash carbon pollution.
China is the world’s single largest producer of greenhouse gases.
Kerry disclosed “it’s going to take a little bit more work to break new ground” in negotiations between the world’s two biggest greenhouse gas polluters.
According to Politico, Kerry said the two nations vowed to continue meeting despite there being no agreement.
Vice President Han Zheng reportedly told Kerry that addressing climate change was “an important aspect of China-U.S. cooperation.”
He said it must proceed “on the basis of U.S. attendance to core issues that concern both parties, fully engaging and exchanging ideas,” The Associated Press reported. more
John Kerry admits…he is a failure.
TIFIFY
Musta been uncomfortable traveling with a garbage can lid in his pants!
(old memories ya know)
The Chicoms laughed this scammer out the door.
My mama told me failure is what failure does.
Kerry has been a privileged failure his whole life. Opportunistic and devoid of content is what shows in him, as well as most of the elderly establishment ‘leadership’ in Washington. No surprise the Chinese politely suggested he pound sand with his phony baloney climate change piss pants.
John effin Kerry has been a big failure a total liar and loser all of his lousy life. I guess being an effete snob and an Ivy League elite asshole has its privileges.
The CCP invented ‘climate change’ as a tool to destroy our economy, send industrial production to China. And Kerry thinks he can trick China into doing to themselves what China did to us?
He can cut down his carbon footprint by 100%. All that’s needed is to hold a carrot from a string in front of his horse face.
Most people this stupid are afraid to speak or be seen in public. Also applies to all democrats.
Whatever happened to his hag wife?
China doesn’t need climate change scare tactics; they’re already communist.
He’s a Fukng Failure
It wasn’t a failure if you count how much money the Kerry crime family raked in while he was there. We’re not stupid.
Good ole Monsieur Jean Fraud Gigilo Goodhair, the not-too-swift-boat, medal-tossing, tax-dodging, flip-flopping, arrogant, self-absorbed, hung-like-a-field-mouse, moisturizing-metrosexual, Jihad Coddling, precognitive-Global Warming Meteorologist and Politically Correct, gold-digging, ketchup money-loving, Easter Island fashion model with Churchill Downs Syndrome (who’s favorite pick-up line is Hay Babe!)
The man is so incompetent he couldn’t pour the piss out of a riding boot if the instructions were written on the heel… which explains why this preening Dumbass is still living lavishly off his second wife’s first husband’s fortune and is why he wuz picked to be “Climate Envoy”!
Soooooo Mr Future Glue-Stick… you are a Fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece of a hedge fund.
Avoid brilliant and strong persons.
Inflate your record.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself (even though in your own mind there be none) and heed well their advice, even though they be imbeciles.
Know Hu to bow to…..and Wen!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that THREE…do.
Whenever possible, avoid decisions.
Exaggerate your achievements and cloak your plans in “Transparency”.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, despite the changing fortunes of time, there will always be a big future in tax write-offs.
Strive at all times to lie, deceive, seal records and destroy emails.
Whilst you wallow in vast fields of Bullshit, remember the USS Gridley!
Know yourself. If you need help, call Madam Nguyen Thi Binh.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you – that two-faced, “two Americas” rat-bastard John Edwards for example… or maybe Michael Avenatti.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would drown your shallow, wind-surfing ass!
May the Moose flies of time forever infest your Cape Cod fillet sandwiches.
Hire Imams with hooks and sing Sheik Yerbouhti.
For a good time, call 1-800-606-4311. Ask for Alex.
Take heart, in the deepening gloom, that your wife is finally getting enough Gin.
Reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Kennebunkport.
Therefore, make peace with your god, whether you conceive him to be a Cosmic Pedophile or a French Baguette.
You are a Fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your back.
TRF, that was epic! I now to your erudite prose.
Just go plant yourself firmly on Easter Island…about the only place you fit in.
China Press Agency: Kerry came to China to try and change the World. He went home without even changing his underwear.