Keith Olbermann Crawls Out from Under Rock, Completely Abandons Sanity

38 Comments on Keith Olbermann Crawls Out from Under Rock, Completely Abandons Sanity

1. Omg, my AR is no match for his butt plug. We’re doomed!

2. is it ok to say who the fuck is keith olbermann and why is he relevant or will i be nuked from the iotw planet

3. And someone pays attention to Space Cadet drop out Keith, because??? Are they bored with farts, belly button lint, ear wax color, booger harvesting, itchy butt cracks, sock odors, cat box smell, bus schedules, old neighbor lady’s diarrhea concerns, nut sack itch, over sized labia?

4. Olbermann’s main problem is that all those interviews he did back in the day on ESPN with pro athletes constantly reminded him that he was born a big pussy.

5. I thought Olbermann died and went to San Francisco after his last discharge.

6. Well, if you want to get technical about it, Keith couldn’t carry Michelle’s jockstrap…

7. Last I heard olberdouche was the chief janitor mopping up floor sweat on dancing with the stars.

   He licks the mop. Just saying.

8. Olberman?
   What in the Seven Hells?
   He has the gravitas of used glitter

9. All this time I thought his name was Slobermann. ‘Worst person in the worlllllldddd.’
   Can’t watch right now as dinner just finished. Don’t want to lose the tasty tandori chicken, paneer saag and aloo gobi carry-out.

10. Todd Starnes
    9 mins ·
    I made a promise to you – that I would hold the Trump Administration accountable. I give credit when credit is due – and criticize when it is warranted.
    So you can imagine my surprise when Donald Trump said he will not pursue a criminal investigation against Hillary Clinton.
    I refer you to a promise Trump made to voters in October:
    “If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there has never been so many lies, so much deception.”
    So “Crooked Hillary” and “Lock Her Up” were just examples of campaign rhetoric?
    Let’s hope there are not more campaign promises that turn out to be “campaign rhetoric.”

11. The Human Pear has returned. 😱

12. Menderman, you are correct, and
    a bunch of us will hold his feet to the fire if he ain’t true to his word…..but for god’s sakes man it’s FRIGGIN NOVEMBER 22nd and he ain’t President yet!….come out of your coil…

13. that was me…^^^^

14. Menderman, you are the most simplistic one dimensional thinker I’ve ever run into. And by the way, there is no Santa.

15. menderman, why are you so different than the rest of us in that you are waiting in the shadows to pounce on trump for any move not yet explained

    we all have high expectations and are watching with a critical eye, but you anti-trump dudes are plain weird about it

16. Willy and Brad….

    I did not say those words, I just quoted a man I have much respect for.

    Call out Todd, not me.

17. I’d hit that.

    With a sledge hammer.

18. Jeez Menderman you’ve been wrong about everything you’ve typed about the man through this process. Quit thinking.

19. You quoted him?…isn’t that like kinda like owning the quote?….I have always admired most of your posts except when you went Cruz-exponential, but tell me….How can you post something critical of Trumps message when Trump has no way of engaging his promise because HE AIN’T THE FRIGGIN’ PRESIDENT AND WON’T BE FOR 60 SOME ODD DAYS????….Blame it on Todd?….PHHHHSSSTT…

20. that was me again…^^^

21. Please Brad, tell me exactly what I have been wrong about.

22. Menderman,
    You’re alright, not alt-right.
    Just loosen those knees.
    Don’t harsh the rooms buzz.

23. Good point CDV.

    It’s just a bit tuff being tossed aside by friends…

    I should be more humble

24. Willy,

    I am actually glad Trump will not pursue Hillary because there are more important things to be done….but reigning one promises begets another, no?

25. Menderman…too true, but let him take office and give him some lead to run the horse….

26. Agreed.

27. Although we’d love to see Hillary in prison that act won’t advance our goal of lesser government and more freedom. I’m relishing her new role as an irrelevant relic that hates her life every day of the rest of her miserable fucking life. Every day sucks more than the one before it.

    In this election I wasn’t looking for repudiation and punishment. I was looking for National redemption.

    We got that

    Let’s move on to the heavy lifting that’s ahead. The Clintons are finished.

28. Menderman…What’s a good time frame to let Trump’s pony run?….when might you be satisfied that he’s the real deal?…

29. on his 101’st day.

    Fair enough?

30. Menderman…..I’d give him six months, so around July, but the fruits won’t show up for a couple of years. He’s a business man, let him produce….

31. His fruits won’t show up for about 4-6 years. That is why his first 100 days are so important.

32. Almost agreed….so don’t bitch about his first hundred days (or quote Todd) when we are 60 days from his first hundred days, so we’re like 160 days out from bitchin’….

33. that was me….^^^^

34. Well, probably, not much unlike Todd, I expect Donald to abandon every promise he ever made (and me thinks Todd knows this as well), we will watch with independent eyes and call it as we see it, as he abandons almost every promise he ever made on the campaign trail and label it as campaign rhetoric. But he still beats the hell as having a president Hillary Rodham Clinton!

35. OOOftah Menderman,….you and Todd expect failed promises?….damn….

36. dude cant’ even save his career … how’s he gonna save America?

37. And just when you thought the MSM couldn’t sink any further. Trump will never be done draining the swamp when turds like this keep showing up.

38. …and the Hitlery team is floating……

    an Al Gore recount effort.