PYONGYANG, Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea (WNB) – Apparently acting in response to international condemnation, North Korean president Kim Jong “clarified” his earlier warning for his citizens to expect famine and prepare to eat plant roots to survive. MORE
Apparently fat Jong Un doesn’t like Muslims! Pork sammich anyone!
Hey, I’m impressed! He IS going on a diet! He’s having a suckling pig instead of a full grown hog.
Thas one big Un!
Hope the bastard gets tapeworms and dies the death of the truly possessed….
in the interests of accuracy, FatUn’s minions should be holding little notebooks and pens, waiting with catlike reflexes to write down his every utterance.
Heh. Reminds me of Dear Leader Obama’s MSM lackeys spinning massive unemployment away for him…
“While millions of Americans struggle to find work as they face foreclosures and bankruptcy, others have found a silver lining in the economic meltdown. These happily jobless tend to be single and in their 20s and 30s. Some were laid off. Some quit voluntarily, lured by generous buyouts.
Buoyed by severance, savings, unemployment checks or their parents, the funemployed do not spend their days poring over job listings. They travel on the cheap for weeks. They head back to school or volunteer at the neighborhood soup kitchen. And at least till the bank account dries up, they’re content living for today.”
http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-funemployment4-2009jun04-story.html
“But even your famine rations are better than those of the poor people trying to survive in the U.S.”
Someone showed him a pic of Michael Moore and he said, “I can do that”.
In case of a famine, wouldn’t it make sense to start eating the fat ones first?
World News Bureau, eh? So is that a spoof? I see two pigs in that picture.
Only PS’d a leetle, there Boobie
http://www.weaselzippers.us/264686-north-korea-claims-it-is-preparing-to-launch-pre-emptive-nuclear-strike-on-u-s/
I still wonder what happened to last years military hat designer. You can bet he isn’t in Hollywood designing hats for the next Star Wars episode.