CFP: Los Angeles has started to blast loud classical music at one of its downtown subway stations in a brazen attempt to deter homeless people and crack down on crime.
LA Metro operations and security, in cooperation with local law enforcement, started playing piano sonatas, symphony orchestra pieces and concertos by Vivaldi, Beethoven and Mozart on repeat in the Westlake/MacArthur Park Metro station in January. WATCH
… or … why not just punish those who commit crimes?
Couldn’t do that, now could they?
FJB FGN
Yea well if they were serious they’d blast Cold Play.
How about that song, “It’s me Bren Gun!”?
It’s just gonna attract a bunch of homeless ballerinas….
^^^^^ I was just thinking maybe Hocus Pocus By Focus. Looped, for ever.
Niel Young, Hey Hey My My, looped. Non stop. They’d kill themselves.
Yoko Ono. Cold Turkey.
BLKKDKGKDDKJ! KGOIHSOIHSIOOI! BLKUIUGUDGU!
Even Lennon and Clapton turned around on the stage for a second.
^^^^ Now you’ve gone to far. LOL
Slim Whitman.
Hey, it worked in ‘Mars Attacks’.
Just play any collaboration between Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson.
Girl is Mine
Ebony & Ivory
Motherfuckers would report to work the next morning…
To all the critics who liken playing classical music to “torture”?
Maybe you’d prefer putting the homeless up at your house instead?
If they want to blast some annoying shit just play politicians promises on a continuous loop.
One man’s culture is a nuther man’s kettle dish!
Edit: petrie dish!
Damn spell check changed it as I posted it!!
For those looking for a great contemporary piano and string album to play while relaxing you will NOT be disappointed with “Cristofori’s Dream” by David Lanz.
It’s been around since 1988.
I put it in the CD player and let it play all day.
And if they insist on loitering
They will get cultured
10 hours of He Man, after a minute I’m already gagging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLooSc5ewIA
A Kettle of Cuttle Fishes
I was thinking about a different kind of blasting.
They could use Springsteen, but that would be against the Geneva Convention.
Isn’t this profiling? Aren’t they assuming you can’t like classical music and be homeless?
Just heard this in the last day or so
Something I never knew
Don’t know if this new info is true
Someone said Springsteen wrote Blinded by the Light
This new news is a bit of a bummer
Blinded by the Light rocks
Springsteen was never a fav
I’d prefer it if this new news wasn’t true
However, upon review of the lyric
“Wrapped up like a Duece”
It is so stupid that even a half-english speaking Manfred
Would never have written such a stupid line in an otherwise awesome song.
I prefer to think it was the Keyboardist and Singer that made that song Great.
Suck a Lemon, Springsteen
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
AT 11:51 PM
“To all the critics who liken playing classical music to “torture”?
Maybe you’d prefer putting the homeless up at your house instead?”
How about in mental institutions? You know, where we used to put people who were unable to take care of themselves and were a danger to themselves and others before Democrats figured out they could be used for grift and votes and urban destruction instead?
Some people actually are crazy. Some people genuinely are not capable of taking care of themselves. Some people will burn your house down because they genuinely think you’re a demon.
There is nothing humane about them living en masse in a subway or other public space and leaving them free to attack commuters and each other. The institutions should have been fixed, not done away with and turned inside-out like old socks to loose a tide of literal insanity upon the land.
I’ve worked with the insane on many levels for many years. Do you know what an insane person is capable of?
ANYTHING.
At ANY TIME.
And you won’t get the usual cues to prepare for violence either.
“Slingblade” is probably one of the more realistic portrayals of a psychopath I’ve seen from Hollywood.
They can seem quite normal until they don’t.
And there’s no transition to give you warning before it happens.
Understand that I am not blaming the homeless insane for their plight, I’m blaming the society that destroyed the mental health system and now promotes insanity instead of treating it.
But you can use subways for transportation centers or as ad hoc insane asylums and homeless shelters.
But not both.
For the safety of all.
Another page from the voluminous book
“How Fu@=ed-Up is California?”
barry manilow/i write the songs that make the whole world cringe, karen carpenter/on top of the world, billy r. cyrus/achey breaky
Play Dildo Mulvaney’s Bud commercial celebrating 365 days of womanhood on loop.
Classical AND Romantic? The Philistines!
No wonder the hobos hate it!
Baroque, Classical, and Romantic!
Oh! The humanity!
install holographic displays of lizzo prancing around, should drive anyone away
I’m reminded of the artificial raptor calls that are sometimes used to scare roosting birds.
They should loop the cacklings of Hildebeast (HRC) and Kakala (K-BJ-H) and hit play. For variety, they can add a drunken Nasty Pelosi to the mix! It could be called 3 Consuelos.
LA is blasting loud classical music at downtown subway station to deter homeless peopl3. Wine and cheese will be served at 5:00 pm, bring your sleeping bags, it’s going to be a long night!
@Agatha Kakalogical: I’ve toured many lakes and dams here in California. At one particular dam spillway, they have those4 fake raptor calls inside the spillway gate area. They’re to deter pigeons that crap all over the place. All it did was bring more pigeons in.
I’ll take the Baroque. But they can suffer through most of the early Romantic composers. Queue the Left Bank Of Paris and the vomit cleanup squad. Or, alternately, some Bad Opera might clear the area.
Whuutt?? They’re not playing “I leff my wallet in El Segundo?” Isn’t that classical?
Play Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner loudly on a continuous loop with a squadron of Apache helicopters coming in for the kill with their mini guns blazing away. That should take care of them.
How about the 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky, with real cannons?
I think we may all remember our introduction to classical music via Looney Tunes and Bugs Bunny.
Imagine all the precious memories that will be made for these homeless people:
Yeah, old Jimmy od’d to that song.
Felicia was raped to that song.
FFS, this is the best our government can do? Soon, it will be deemed racist because it is only dead white composers.
ht ps://www.indy100.com/news/baby-shark-homeless-florida-west-palm-beach-9010401
@ CrazyWhiteCracker
I’ve had that David Lanz CD forever. I play it on long driving trips. Very soothing, indeed!
The Barney theme.
Okay, so here’s a poll question for the ‘community.’
When going to sleep: White noise? Or, dead quiet?
I’ll be here all week.
(I cut my little finger and it’s all bandaged up and it hit the {return} key while I was typing “General ‘SNR’ Malaise”)
According to John Mulaney, an unending loop of “What’s New, Pussycat” will do the trick, too.
Playing “What’s New Pussycat” would almost be as bad as playing Slim Whitman music. How about playing some Engelbert Humperdink or Barry Manilow as well.
Or anything by Mr. White Bread, Pat Boone himself.
trashmen, doing “bird is the word”