These are the runners up and the winner.
Burglar: Asset re-appropriation specialist. – Wauco
Arsonists: Reverse firemen. – I Am Tosk
Lie: Factual Discrepancy.- Â LocoBlancoSaltine
Treason: Fundamental Transformation. – Uncle Al
Suicide Bomber: Spontaneous Matter Re-distributor. – Chalupa
Rape: Sexual emergency.-Â Candygram for Mongo
And the winner is:
Child molesters: Unauthorized initiators of youth sex activities. Sig94
To claim your prize, send mailing address to bigfurhat.mail@gmail.com
Congrats Sig94!!
Congratulations! Those are all excellent.
What? No participation ribbons for all entrants???
I could clothe myself in such ribbons, if they existed. Alas, they do not. That’s why I wear a tux.
Very funny! Great contest!
Thanks, BFH – I had a good time both participating and reading others’ comments. Well done!
That thread was like ‘the cries of the wounded and the lamentation of the women’.
Me and Genghis Khan’s favorite music…
I’m sorry I missed the contest, a lot of the comments were brilliant!
My entry would have been
Online Bully – Social Justice Warrior
The Fourth Amendment: TSA
This one missed your deadline:
The Fox News Sunday host asks the Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward about the claim that the paper has twenty reporters looking into Donald Trump’s past, and whether or not the paper will be making an equal effort to investigate Hillary Clinton’s past deeds.
Within his answer: “Best available version of the truth.” New left phrase to replace the term, ‘lie’?
Source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/15/chris_wallace_to_bob_woodward_are_you_making_an_equal_effort_investigating_clinton.html