Lena Dunham Launches Online Store for Feminist Merchandise.
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Pre-lubed rubber gloves(?)
Under arm hair extensions.
One industrial strength dildo, with kickstarter. Gasoline powered, no batteries required. Black only. $99.95
Little Sister Dolls For Molesting!
LD is as appropriately representative of feminist ideas as much as Ron Jeremy is for male topics.
$46 “SKANK” Banner:
Fisting black rubber hand
Tuna flavored lip gloss.
Heavy duty 5-gallon douche bag
Double layer shipping strength baggies. Suitable for placing over head before exiting house for a date (if you can get one).
$2.99 twin pack containing 1 Golden Globe award and 1 Emmy award.
Janet Reno dolls.
Dump truck suit complete with a pair of Dickies.
A 10 foot pole.
Going by her “LENNY” logo in the picture above:
A Lenny/Squiggy doll. Guess which end is which?
I was gonna be a nice guy and say that picture of her was the best I’ve seen her look . . then I realized she looks like Jerry Mathers, “The Beaver”
Tampon earrings. I know that’s been done but not with the LENNY logo!
Lenny brand rectal thermometers, large, extra large, 1x. 2x, 3x….
LENNY! mouth grill, with a piece of spinach already stuck between the buck teeth.
Get into the van little girl, I have some candy!
Signed first edition of: Sex Lies and Didn’t Get Raped.
Size 20 jeans with vented gunt-flap panel.
Her parent site has a “contact” email: info@kungfunation.com
Well-used Grand Canyon rectum, free with $10 purchae
Home lobotomy kit for improving their personalties?
Toddler Twaddler
Her body? Her mind?
Gosh. Nothing made with macaroni shells glued onto construction paper?
Maybe not, but she seems the type to have portraits of Pope JPII made by gluing rat turds onto ripped out new testament pages.
Its a shame. She has a cute face. But she’s now a CSF (cellulite storage facility).
Cute Face? She’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
A custom made Sybian with the patented Hillary licking motion on one end and
Moochelle’sMike’s equipment on the other.Those aren’t chins. They are cum deposits.
My bad. https://sybian.com/store/
Just what rock did this nasty ass cunt crawl out from under anyway?
A hallucinogenic drug that makes them feel beautiful, happy and wholesome, you know, like a happily married wife and mom.
Ewwwwww……
I don’t care how true it is, it’s still gross.
A vajayjay steamer.
(Autographed by Gwyneth Paltrow.)
I want one for Christmas.
A “mirror” that shows a picture of an attractive person rather than your own reflection.
Boy I took a beating on that one didn’t I?
I won’t even ask about that one.
How about a set of bathroom scales that shows a respectable weight.
I’ve got a pressure washer and some bleach I’ll sell ya. LOL
Yea, I’ll take one of those too. I’ve got a talking one and every time a I stand on it it says “One at a time please”.
Now sold exclusively at The Dollar Store, it’s the recycled “Dunham Douche Line!” The reused, unfeminine, toilet-based vaginal cleanser comes in three distinct pungent flavors!
1) Dead Beaver Musk
2) Creamy Diaper With Corn Chunks and…
3) Rotten Red Snapper Delight!
Rush into your local Dollar Store and get yours today and as Lena Dunham always says, “Keep spreading the disease. I am!”
XXL yoga pants, she can call them ” big fur pants”.
Barry the campus Republican voodoo doll
I did not know who Lena Dunham was. Thank goodness.
Most of the merchandise looks like it is made with cheap materials, and poorly made. Just my 2 cents.
Lena Dunham halloween masks
also doubles as a rape preventer.
Isnt she a child molester?
She should be in the pen
A 10-foot pole for guys to use when interacting with you.
Underarm hair dye.
Don’t let the Beav hear you say that…
🙂