Patriot Retort:
The press isn’t even waiting until January 20th to start their four-year vacation from “speaking truth to power” and “holding the President to account.” Nope, they’ve already gotten a jump on the throne-sniffing and ass-kissing.
You want to hear this weekend’s BREAKING story about “President-Elect” Biden?
Brace yourself, because it is big, BIG news.
Stop the presses!
The Bidens plan to adopt a cat!
Hard hitting journalism.
…it honestly wouldn’t matter WHAT name they’d pick fir Joe’s cat that he’d never see even 8f his steal IS successful, unless President Harris agreed to keep it.
Joe will not be President regardless of which side wins. He was just a tool and will be dropped to rust now that his purpose is served.
FWIW, I would recommend “Hans”, for obvious punny reasons. But if he ever DID get close to it, it’d only be that he’s hoping for THIS…
https://youtu.be/apRcUc9T8CY
What else would a pussy who hid in his basement want for a pet.
He’s already got a pot bellied pig for a running mate.
I live somewhat north of your border.
The first time Justin was elected i thought it was a joke.The second time i knew we were in serious snit.
We are a tenth of your size and power.
God Bless.
Shit not snit.
What happened to the edit thingy?
My local paper is already describing him as “President Biden”. The good news is I can get through my Sunday paper is about 6 minutes, sports and business mostly.
Alexb, in days past I would always tell our Canadian brothers that if you miss the simple things like free speech, religious freedom, the unfettered ability to criticize your leaders and way more control over your health care options, to come here. All this is about to change.
Alex: the Justine’s second time demonstrates why the US should not get rid of the Electoral College. If it weren’t for Ontario, Justine would have been a one-term PM.
Leftist journalism is about covering important stories, usually with a pillow, until they stop moving.
The difference between reporters and the monkey chained to the calliope while the man churns the handle to grind out the tune is the name of the doctor who treats them for their fleas.
They say a cat’s purring is soothing to Alzheimer’s patients.
This reminds me –
What’s the difference between hussein 0bama and Bo, the official pet dog?
Bo has papers.
Name the cat “Soros.”
The word is “jouranalists” friends, NOT “journalists”.
Poor kitty, I hope it gets better treatment then the Obama Dog did.
Adopt a cat? Can we make it a hungry mountain lion with rabies?
I recommend the Siamese, such a lovely breed,