Starting from the L and working around –
L is for LIAR
M is for ….
Let’s Do the Alphabet, Shall We?
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M is for Marxist
I’ll get things started…
Asshole, Bastard, Communist ♫ 👿
N is for narcissist
A is for Allah
B s for Burka
C is if Caliphate
D is for Demon America
You get the picture…
F is for fraud
O is for Oh Crap, he’s still in office.
P is for pusillanimous
or pussy, take your pick
…Purple lip dumb crack head in chief needs to get
Putin out of his ass!!!
Q is for questions, which you shouldn’t be asking.
“You know kids, this rug reminds of my first teleprompter when I was your age.”
R is for questions, which you shouldn’t be asking…Racist!
I’ll bookend:
♪ Xanax, Yo-mama, Zynga’d ♪
N is for ‘not my fault’.
M-I-C,H-E-L,L-E Moose Moose Moose. (Poor Mickey Mouse spoof).
Whaddya know. Her name spells hell.
S is for Sanctimonious Sasquatch, asleep in my bed.
T is for Teleprompter, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Ok, I’m done. 🙂
T is for Teleprompter
haha @ Oaksmiles.
U is for Usurper
No TelePrompTer? No bulletproof lectern?
V is for Valerie.
That picture would be so much more fun to mock if they had pulled back to get the teleprompters in the photo.
R is for Reggie, his one true Love
@Eleanor, if I may…
dickweek, ears, fuckhead, goof, homo, idiot, jerk, kenyan, leech, maroon, narcissist, orphan, peabrain, queer, rump-ranger, solipsist, taffy-ass, unbalanced, vacuous, wimpy, xenophobic, yellow, zealot.
I is for I
M is for Me
Y is for You Didn’t Build That.
I’m pretty sure C is for CHOOM and COKE NOSE.
Joe Biden Says – W is for Warning Shot
G is for “George Bush’s fault”
Joe Biden Says – J is for Potato
J is for JOB LOCK.
m is for malfeasance
M is for the millions of jobs he creates every week
V is for Vlad bitch slapped Barry again
K is for knucklehead.
K is for Kenya his birth place
S is for Sasquatch
L is for lo-info voters.
W is for W, it’s all his fault.
What a ridiculous picture that is! Really??? He needs a podium, presidential seal and flags in a kindergarten room? He’s so insecure! “Ah, hey kiddies, I won! I’m THE President.”
Is this a photoshop? Am I being stupid?
If it’s not he reminds me of all the pictures of tinpot dictators with their dark glasses, excessive gold braid and chest full of crackerjack ribbons.
A microphone???
Y is for You Tube, it all its fault.
“The president also spoke about his fiscal year 2015 budget, noting that he felt “this was an appropriate setting to talk about the budget” because the plan was designed with the Pre-K students’ generation in mind.”
Finally, an audience who can really appreciate his fantasy world!
P is for Prayer Rug
Fantasy
‘M’ is for Mendacity
…or Muzzloid
KY is for my slippery slope
Would the supposed children in that classroom be considered racist if they chased around something that looked like Obama?
http://www.mb.com.ph/chasing-the-president/
A = Arrogant
B = Bath House
C = Coward
D = Dictator
E = Egomaniac
F = Full of himself
G = Gosh awful
H = High
I = “I”
J = Jarrett
K = KY
L = Larry Sinclair
M = Muslim Brotherhood
N = No Negro dialect
O = teh One
P = Petulant
Q = Not going there, but you know what I mean
R = Reggie
S = Sharia
T = Taqiyya
U = Undocumented
V = Vapid
W = It’s all his fault
X = Keystone XL – APPROVE IT NOW!
Y = Yes we won’t
Z = Zero
Z is for ZERO.
‘M’ is for the Mendacious Muzzloid Marxist Obama is proud to be
…that’s better
Going backwards from…
‘L’ is for Liar, as in lying through his teeth…
‘K’ is for Killary Klinton, our next Marxist-In-Chief
‘J’ is for Jobs, that Barry is killing
‘I’ is for ‘I, me, my’ the three most loved words in Barry’s vocabulary
‘H’ is for Health Care that Barry & the democRATs destroyed
‘G’ is for Glowbull Warming which you should never question or fight
‘F’ is for Freedom which the Regressives despise
‘E’ is for Economy that Barry is tanking
‘D’ is for ‘Down Low’ which Barry enjoys
‘C’ is for Constitution which Barry ignores
‘B’ is for Barack, Emperor Barry, of course
‘A’ is for Abortion, ‘excess population’ destroyed
…jumping back…
‘N’ is for the N-word which whitey can’t use, only the Brothers are allowed to abuse
‘0’ is for the Operation that Grandma can’t have
‘P’ is for Progressive, we’re better than you
‘Q’ is for Qweef, our Commander-In-Chief
‘R’ is for Racist, anyone that disagrees
‘S’ is for Stimulus, printing money for free
‘T’ is for Tea Party, Racists, you see?
‘U’ is for United State, I wonder where it be?
‘V’ is for Vagina, Womyn say, “Worship me!”
‘W’ is for The Won, master of speech
‘X’ is for Xylophone, when is dings Joe Biden answers
‘Y’ is for Yanukovych, John Kerry says, “Who?”
‘Z’ is for Zero, presidential ranking of ‘O’
Asshole, Bastard, Commie, Dickwad, Egomaniac, Fuckwit, Gay, Homosexual, Ignorant, Jew-hating, Lying, Muthafucka, Nacissistic, Obtuse, Prick, Queer, Ripoff artist, Sexual deviant, Terrorist-loving, Unfit to serve, Vile, Wimpy, ….
I’ll think of K, X, Y, and Z the minute I turn off thecomputer.
I can tell you what T doesn’t stand for in his alphabet: Texas or Tennessee.
I guess we’re starting over – A is for ankle grabber.
B is for boy toy.
C is for cornhole.
K is for koranimals.
L is for “Let the Wookie win.”
L is for “Let me be perfectly clear…” …L is also for Liar…
M is for mangina.
R is for Rainbow.
P is for Pride.
H is for Homosexual.
L is for L;
G is for G;
B is for B;
T is for T.
Put them all together and they spell LGBT!
I do love an excuse to browse a good dictionary!
L – Logorrhea (Excessive volubility accompanying some forms of mental illness)
M – Misanthrope (A hater of mankind)
N – Neotene (A species, or member of a species, in which the period of immaturity is indefinitely prolonged.)
O – Orticant (Irritating to the skin.)
P – Putrefactive (Causing or inducing putrefaction; putrefying.)
Q – Quack (One who professes a knowledge or skill concerning subjects of which he is ignorant.)
R – Retromingent (An animal which urinates backwards.)
S – Sociopath (Someone with a personality disorder manifesting itself chiefly in anti-social attitudes and behavior.)
T – Thankless (Not moved by or expressing gratitude; unthankful, ungrateful.)
U – Untermensch (A racially inferior person, a sub-human person.)
V – Vacillant (Uncertain, hesitating, wavering.)
W – Wuss (A weak or ineffectual person.)
X – Xantippe (The name of the wife of Socrates; hence allusively, an ill-tempered woman or wife, a shrew, a scold.)
Y – Yanky (Of doubtful status, origin, and meaning.)
Z – Zabernist (One who misuses military power or authority; bully, aggressor.)
A – anti-American (Hostile to the interests of the United States, opposed to Americans.)
B – Baalist (A worshipper of false gods or idols, an idolater.)
C – Chalazium (A small pimple or tubercule; esp. one on the eyelid, a stye.)
D – Dipshit(A stupid, inept, or contemptible person; an idiot.)
E – Ecraseur (Surg. A blunt chain-saw, tightened by a screw or by a rack and pinion, for removing piles, polypi, anal fistulas.)
F – Faggot (A male homosexual.)
G – Giftless (Devoid of mental endowments; without talent.)
H – Horcop (A bastard. Also as a term of abuse.)
I – Inane (Of persons Void or destitute of sense; silly, senseless; empty-headed.)
J – Jejune (Unsatisfying to the mind or soul; dull, flat, insipid, bald, dry, uninteresting; meager, scanty, thin, poor; wanting in substance or solidity.)
K – kakistocrat (Adherent of government of a state by the worst citizens.)
Great, Uncle Al!
A is for Ass… Obama likes Reggie’s Ass.
B is Barack… Barack is the beggining of every pronouncement in the Obama white house…
C is for Cavemen… All conservatives are Cavemen, flat earthers, and global warming deniers… Not to be confused with holocaust deniers er…. Liberals friends…
D is for Democrat… purveyors of all that is good in the world ie, butterflies, unicorns, rainbows, child labor laws, and abortion.
E is for Equality… That nirvana sought by liberals everywhere except for those in academia, Washington DC, the media, and California.
F is for Fiction… or news reports of the success of cash for clunkers, the stimulus package, current unemployment numbers, Hillary’s success as Secretary of State, and the overall love the country has for all things Obama.
G is for G. W. Bush.. The purveyor of all things evil in the world… Starvation, job loss, acne, the heart break of psoriasis, War in the Middle East, diarrhea, continued unemployment, the entire failure er lack of success of the Obama administration.
H is for Hillary… The savior of the democrat party after the complete flameout of the current messiah..
I is for I.. The beginning of all utterances by the most holy, esteemed, unequaled in ability and intelligence, of whom the world was not ready or worthy to receive Barack Hussein Obama.
J is for Jackass… The fitting symbol of the democrat party.
K is for Nolege … That amazing intellect amazed by the most incredible vice president in history: Joe Biden
L is for Liar…. All who claim harm by the most benevolent administration in history are liars…
M is for Michelle… To whom we give thanks for our daily bread and water.
N is for Nothing… or what you can believe from Obama’s mouth.
O is for “Oh Shit” or what Obama utters every time he sees the jobs report, Obamacare numbers, or his actual popularity.
P is for Partay… Or what the Obama White does on a regular basis..
Q is for Quiet… or the truth that the media reports about Obama.
R is for Rethuglicans.. The political party of the War on women, children, minorities, education, science, racism, and the purveyors of Slavery.
S is for Slaves… History will record that Obama freed the slaves with a single speech.
T is for Truth… or the truth as a Obama tells it..
U is for YouTube… The cause of the deaths of brave Americans in Benghazi..
V is for vagina… Obama wants all women to vote with these.
W is for W… See GW Bush… The blame for all ills in the civilized world surpassing even that of Pandora.
X is for X Rated or Gay Porn producers that will likely get a ambassadorship offered for their bundling er fund raising efforts.
Y is for Y Chromosome.. That evil derelict of nature that has foisted patriarchy, sexism, lower wages, and offspring upon less powerful owners of two X chromosomes
Z is for Zero.. The sum total of accomplishment, qualifications, and intellect within the entire Obama Administration
B is for Benghazi……
“A” is for ass.
“B” is “Because I said so.”
“C” is for criminal, and if you don’t agree with me I’ll make you out yo be one.
“D” is deadocrat.
“E” is for the fund tank to fuel my Marxist ideas.
“F” is for failure. I can’t help but fail no matter how hard I try…Can I get a few more trill??
C is for “cinco de quatro” – that day early celebration of the Mexican beer holiday (not a real Mexican holiday).
http://youtu.be/F3_OWAs0aIU
C is for Navy Corpseman.