Hillarys rabbit. Or any other item that may have cum in contact with her Devilish Delta. There is not enough antibiotic cleanser in the world that would convince me that the device would be sterile.
hair clippers
suppositories
rubber gloves
Kaine”s eyebrow liner…
band aids
mouthwash
toilet paper
chap stick
nasal spray
enema nozzle
Timmah Kaine’s integrity
… for that matter … any democrat or ‘Media’ person … but I repeat myself
Teddy Kennedy’s one-piece elongated TOTO toilet with width-adjustable ring seat from Hyannis, Massachusetts.
Joe Biden’s brain … oh wait … you said ‘Used’
Tampax
Beer
Food and Politicians have already been mentioned.
So … a camera. Being serious with that one. I’ll try to get funny as soon as I wake up.
0bamacare. New or used.
Shoot! I’m always late to these things!
Let’s see, shoes, tooth brush, loofah, (Geoff C said jock strap), any kind of plastic container or cup.
Ear plugs or ear buds
Rotary (nose hair) trimmer
A RiNO’s dignity…wait, would that have ACTUALLY ever been used?
Used Elvis donuts
dental floss
a used car from hillary
Glitter
Get out of jail free card.
cat litter
Loco: Used was stipulated. Comey’s thimble-full of integrity has not been opened.
hillary
A truss
Nuclear warheads
Exploding bullets
Tim Kaine’s gerbils
bill’s cigars
toilet paper?
blueberries
Bill Clinton underwear donated by and itemize deducted by Hillary.
A Dodge
Obamacare policy
Break pads
Mooch’s jockstrap!
A moslem’s goat.
A queer dude’s dick!
ANY of Hillary’s 6 books.. New or Used… followed by Amy Schumer’s book.
Shoes. Goodwill sells used shoes.
Nobody said shoes, although Sapper said socks.
eugenia – used catter litter is very effective when poured into groundhog/gopher holes, in making them decide to migrate…..also works on crawdads, but that’s not permanent…..10K years from now, geologists are going to be scratching their heads, trying to figure out how all these “clay pipes” formed, and what is the meaning of these pockets of organic material…..i will be interested in their theories…… 🙂
A half-filled spittoon from Mother Teresa’s Leper Colony sick ward.
Condoms. Duh.
Gum.
Clinton underware.
Condoms
Vaginal Irrigator
Underwear.
Beer.
Preparation H applicator.
Colostomy bag.
Ham…
Directions away from a hurricane…
toilet paper
Kleenex…
Fuck it! Diana beat me to it.
A Politician!
a mohammadman’s tea pot
(a lot of ’em aren’t used for tea)
A rectal thermometer
cartridge primers
food
a suicide vest even if I could find one used
A politician.
Toilet paper.
Tampon.
Astroglide.
toothbrush
Hillary’s server
Duct tape…
socks
dentures
Dentures…
James Comey’s integrity…
glass eye
A virgin
genital piercing jewelry
A mattress.
SHIT!…Sapper got me..OK…Sappers dentures…
insulin needles
Bill Clinton’s tax write-off used underwear.
CPAP mask
Lol, great minds Willy!
A mattress.
Bandaids.
Jared Fogle’s laptop
douche nozzle
Q-Tips.
Tongue depressors.
Jeff Dahmers’ cookware or fridge
sex toys
Floss.
toilet bowl brush
Anthony Wieners’ old cell phone
Diapers
Joe Bidens’ brain (well, half brain)
Mets world series tickets…
ear plugs
Ford Pinto, used or new.
Neti Pot.
toupee
land mines, hand grenades, or claymore mines
Obama’s birth certificate…
Ear wax.
anything made with hair-like a weave, etc.
Hillary’s health certificate…
Hillarys rabbit. Or any other item that may have cum in contact with her Devilish Delta. There is not enough antibiotic cleanser in the world that would convince me that the device would be sterile.
hair clippers
suppositories
rubber gloves
Kaine”s eyebrow liner…
band aids
mouthwash
toilet paper
chap stick
nasal spray
enema nozzle
Timmah Kaine’s integrity
… for that matter … any democrat or ‘Media’ person … but I repeat myself
Teddy Kennedy’s one-piece elongated TOTO toilet with width-adjustable ring seat from Hyannis, Massachusetts.
Joe Biden’s brain … oh wait … you said ‘Used’
Tampax
Beer
Food and Politicians have already been mentioned.
So … a camera. Being serious with that one. I’ll try to get funny as soon as I wake up.
0bamacare. New or used.
Shoot! I’m always late to these things!
Let’s see, shoes, tooth brush, loofah, (Geoff C said jock strap), any kind of plastic container or cup.
soap
sex robot
Neti pot
An undercooked baby from Kenya.
ACRA-CUT Smart Cranial Drill. Be sure to watch the video.
Colostomy bag.
Belly button lint.
Clogged catheter.
Baby Wipes.
Diapers.
Breath Mints.
A casket
Hillary’s excuses.
Enema Kit.
Scrote Brush.
A rogue pube trimmer.
Penis pump.
Butt Plug.
Rectum Scrub Brush.
crab comb. I mean lice
Ass Lozenges.
(I’m really amusing myself tonight!)
An imported copper fart cupper.
A butt cheese slicer.
Douche Mesh.
a death row inmate’s alibi.
Orthodontic retainers.
Vanilla Vaginal Wipes by Johnson & Johnson.
Cushy toilet seat.
Michelle Obama’s strap-on.
Barack Obama’s Anal Lotion
Chocolate Starfish Splashless Bleach.
a house in florida
Lightly Oiled Pecker Snacks
Ear plugs or ear buds
Rotary (nose hair) trimmer
A RiNO’s dignity…wait, would that have ACTUALLY ever been used?
Used Elvis donuts
dental floss
a used car from hillary
Glitter
Get out of jail free card.
cat litter
Loco: Used was stipulated. Comey’s thimble-full of integrity has not been opened.
hillary
A truss
Nuclear warheads
Exploding bullets
Tim Kaine’s gerbils
bill’s cigars
toilet paper?
blueberries
Bill Clinton underwear donated by and itemize deducted by Hillary.
A Dodge
Obamacare policy
Break pads
Mooch’s jockstrap!
A moslem’s goat.
A queer dude’s dick!
ANY of Hillary’s 6 books.. New or Used… followed by Amy Schumer’s book.
Shoes. Goodwill sells used shoes.
Nobody said shoes, although Sapper said socks.
eugenia – used catter litter is very effective when poured into groundhog/gopher holes, in making them decide to migrate…..also works on crawdads, but that’s not permanent…..10K years from now, geologists are going to be scratching their heads, trying to figure out how all these “clay pipes” formed, and what is the meaning of these pockets of organic material…..i will be interested in their theories…… 🙂
A half-filled spittoon from Mother Teresa’s Leper Colony sick ward.
“The New York Times” New or Used