In other news, Amazon reports sales for silicon uteri are up in Blue states.
Discounts available – use key word “Jenner”.
You can also substitute “democrat” for “vegetarian” as well
TO-FUnny
I knew this guy who was a life long vegetarian, one day he went to the doctor because a leaf of lettuce was hanging out his ass. The Doc ordered up a MRI right away. The guy was sitting in the waiting room when the Doc gave him the bad news. The Doc told him that the leaf was the tip of the iceberg.
I’m immediately suspect of any man (or woman) who’d turn down a hamburger.
I’m even more suspect of any man who’d be married to Michelle Obama.
Hey, guys, I know you all love your burgers, steaks, and Chik-Fil-A sammiches, but vegetarianism is a highly viable lifestyle. When I stopped eating meat in 2003 I did worry that I would miss beef, chicken, and veal. Guess what–I didn’t. I love me my veggies, and I’m well-fed and happy. It helps that I’m a good cook.
Of course, I’m not a sanctimonious vegetarian either. When I hear what comes out of the mouths of some vegetarians, I cringe.
ht/ connie
In other news, Amazon reports sales for silicon uteri are up in Blue states.
Discounts available – use key word “Jenner”.
You can also substitute “democrat” for “vegetarian” as well
TO-FUnny
I knew this guy who was a life long vegetarian, one day he went to the doctor because a leaf of lettuce was hanging out his ass. The Doc ordered up a MRI right away. The guy was sitting in the waiting room when the Doc gave him the bad news. The Doc told him that the leaf was the tip of the iceberg.
I’m immediately suspect of any man (or woman) who’d turn down a hamburger.
I’m even more suspect of any man who’d be married to Michelle Obama.
Hey, guys, I know you all love your burgers, steaks, and Chik-Fil-A sammiches, but vegetarianism is a highly viable lifestyle. When I stopped eating meat in 2003 I did worry that I would miss beef, chicken, and veal. Guess what–I didn’t. I love me my veggies, and I’m well-fed and happy. It helps that I’m a good cook.
Of course, I’m not a sanctimonious vegetarian either. When I hear what comes out of the mouths of some vegetarians, I cringe.