A couple years ago at the ripe young age of 64 I had parked on a one way street a friend lives on and had to cross to get to his house.
Upon getting out of my truck I looked to my left and saw lots of vehicles about a block and a half away approaching at 35 miles per hour.
Did a few quick mental calculations and decided if I ran/jogged I could beat the traffic and not wait the 45 seconds for all the traffic to pass.
So off I go on my first run in all honesty probably decades.
My upper body it ended up was much quicker than my legs so I ended up flailing my arms like a madman while trying to stay upright so I didn’t fall in the road in traffic.
I made it over the curb before making a spectacular diving crash into my friend’s hedges.
I always wait for traffic to clear before crossing the street since. I don’t care how long it takes.
With any luck she got a few pimples ground off.
I laughed. Sorry, not sorry!
Gee, I hope that hurt …
Can she spell “assault?”
A couple years ago at the ripe young age of 64 I had parked on a one way street a friend lives on and had to cross to get to his house.
Upon getting out of my truck I looked to my left and saw lots of vehicles about a block and a half away approaching at 35 miles per hour.
Did a few quick mental calculations and decided if I ran/jogged I could beat the traffic and not wait the 45 seconds for all the traffic to pass.
So off I go on my first run in all honesty probably decades.
My upper body it ended up was much quicker than my legs so I ended up flailing my arms like a madman while trying to stay upright so I didn’t fall in the road in traffic.
I made it over the curb before making a spectacular diving crash into my friend’s hedges.
I always wait for traffic to clear before crossing the street since. I don’t care how long it takes.
And the meme’s are hilarious!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/friday-funny-check-hilarious-memes-based-subway-girl/
KR
During the coof, she was pulling down her mask to yell at guys in the grocery store for not masking up. There’s probably also video of that.
Welp. At least they won’t call her “hatchet face” anymore. 🤷♂️